Straight to the point, thing I'd love to hate in a story's descriptions. It drives me away even before I read the description. Do not list the following things:~
~*insert cliche name here* is your typical goody two shoes. (typical? Please define that. Every teenager is different. No one can be tagged typical. Get it in your head.)
~16 years old (numericals with the age and I'm out.)
~bad boy, playboy, golden popular boy, greek God (No, please just, no.)
~good girl (how the hell did the good girl end up in a story that's a student teacher relationship?!?! Enlighten me.)
~A handsome jerk kidnapped her (Say what?!)
~her parents abuse her, her brother rapes her, her friends bully her but then comes a boy from another town... (Go and see a doctor, a therapist, a psychologist, a psychiatrist, a nun and book yourself a mental hospital for your sick imagination.)
~she is the girl of every dream but a guy forcibly steals away her first kiss. (Oh c'mon. If she's that beautiful do you think there'd be a first kiss? And was she a handicap to not pull away?)
~starting with the words 'I'm a junior in high school...' (Blah, blah , blah lady. That's like the worst way to start.)
~Blue eyes and black 'hairs' or green eyes and golden 'hairs' (Personal descriptions are the biggest no-no in big bold letters. And hairs? WHY???)
~Will they fall in love? (No, they will fall in the gutter since you are writing the most obvious line. There wouldn't be a romance story if it weren't for 'love' and shiz.)
~Meet *dummy two shoes* I'm in love with my stalker/bully/best friend/her brother/his friend/my uncle/his brother/my teacher/ his son... (Urm, what? If this is the first line then I'm doubting the sanity of the author.)
~If your description contains a personal author note before it starts, you are a... a... (sorry I can't think of anything that isn't insulting or offending.)
Avoide personal descriptions of characters, greetings like 'Hie, I'm...', author notes, stupidly obvious questions and go along with a sensible plot with the right amount of length that isn't too big or too small and you are good to go! :)
Adios,
Kiara
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