Part 1

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Willow: How are you today?
Hunter: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Eda: How's practice going?
Luz: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Eda: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Luz: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Eda: Don't tell me how to live my life.
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Amity: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Hunter: A horrible decision, really.
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Amity: Who hurt you?
Hunter: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Amity: ...Yes, actually.
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Hunter: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Willow: You're weird and quiet around me.
Hunter: Yes.
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Hunter: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Hunter:  *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Luz: *types in Amity*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Luz: How DARE YOU-
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Willow: How long do you think it'll take?
Luz: I don't know, three or four.
Willow: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Luz: Yeah, maybe five.
Willow: Five what?!
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Gus: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
Willow: What makes you think I read?

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Amity: Luz ain't the problem this year.

Hunter: When are you gonna get it? Luz is ALWAYS the problem. 

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Amity: Willow, I know you love Hunter. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Amity: But I think they might be a freaking idiot. 

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