Darius: I am strong! I beat Alador at arm wrestling!
Raine: Anyone can beat Alador at arm wrestling!
Alador: Hey-
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Raine: You're smiling. What happened?
Eda: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Darius: Lilith tripped and fell down the stairs today.
——
Darius: Hey, Eda, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Eda: Yeah.
Darius: And you, Raine?
Raine: Umm... yes?
Darius: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Raine: Did they just-
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Luz: Can I have some water?
Hunter: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Hunter: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Hunter: *spills water all over themself*
Hunter, coughing: I don't have any water.
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Willow, answering the phone: Hello?
Luz: It's Luz.
Willow: What did they do this time?
Luz: No, it's me, Luz. It's actually me.
Willow: What did you do this time?
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Willow: Truth or dare?
Hunter: Truth.
Willow: How many hours have you slept this week?
Hunter:
Hunter: Dare.
Willow: Go to sleep.
Hunter: I don't like this game.
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Gus: I know you love them.
Amity: I am not in love with Luz!
Gus, staring at Amity: I never said who...
Amity: *realizes*
Amity: Dang. Well, anyways-
——
Hunter: Amity, my old friend!
Amity: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Hunter: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
——
Amity: I typed "idiot" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Hunter:
Amity: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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The Owl House incorrect quotes
RandomIdk I got these from an incorrect quotes generator. I thought that these types of things were funny so I decided to make one myself. -BEFORE READING- These quotes may contain censored swearing. I've removed all curse words, although the generator I...