Luz: I am convinced Hunter and Willow share a brain cell.
Amity: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
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Hunter: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Amity: You left me, Luz, and Gus in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Hunter: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Amity: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Willow: Strong.
Luz: Weak.
Hunter: An idiot, is what you are.
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Willow: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Luz: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Gus: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Luz: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Amity: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Luz: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Hunter: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Luz: But don't you hate yourself.
Hunter: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Amity: Love makes people do stupid things.
Gus: I love everything!
Amity: That explains a lot.
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Gus: Where's Luz, Willow, and Amity?
Hunter: They're playing hide and seek.
Gus: Where?
Hunter: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Raine: Eda won't wake up, what do I do?
Darius: Did you try kicking them?
Raine: Yes.
Darius: I'm out of ideas.
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Alador: Happy birthday Darius! I'm your gift!
Darius, whispering to Lilith: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep them?
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Lilith: Did you have to stab them?
Eda: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Lilith: What did they say?
Eda: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Lilith: That's fair.
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The Owl House incorrect quotes
RandomIdk I got these from an incorrect quotes generator. I thought that these types of things were funny so I decided to make one myself. -BEFORE READING- These quotes may contain censored swearing. I've removed all curse words, although the generator I...
