Willow: We need to open this locked door. Luz, give me your credit card.
Luz: Here.
Willow, pocketing it: Thanks. Amity, break down the door.
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Amity: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!
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Luz: Did Amity just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Willow: Yeah, they did.
Luz: And did I just do finger guns back?
Willow: Yeah, you did.
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Gus: *sighs* I have no friends...
Willow:
Willow: *coughs* what am I? A roach?!
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Amity: If you water water, it grows.
Gus: ...What.
Willow: They've got a point.
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Lilith: What's two plus two?
Luz: Math.
Lilith: ...I will accept that answer.
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Darius: What the frick? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Raine: What do you do?
Darius: I die? What kinda question...
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Hunter: HELP! I TOLD WILLOW I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Gus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Luz: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Raine: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Eda: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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Luz, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Gus: Blue flavor!
Luz: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Gus: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Luz: Blue is not a flavor!
Gus: BLUE FLAVOR!
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The Owl House incorrect quotes
RandomIdk I got these from an incorrect quotes generator. I thought that these types of things were funny so I decided to make one myself. -BEFORE READING- These quotes may contain censored swearing. I've removed all curse words, although the generator I...
