Gus: I'm doing my best.
Hunter: You're not doing anything.
Gus: Yes, that's what I'm best at.
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Willow: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Amity: Six? I only got three!
Hunter: You guys got sleep?
Luz, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??
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Amity: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Luz: Dang, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Amity, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Gus: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Hunter: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Luz: I'm so excited!
Amity: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Luz: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Amity: Yeah!
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Willow: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Hunter: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Amity: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
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Gus: Willow, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Willow: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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Willow: *Gasp*
Amity: wHAT??
Willow: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Amity: *inhales*
Luz, in another room with Gus: Why can I hear screeching?
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Willow: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Hunter: Awww, thanks-
Willow: That's not a good thing.
Hunter: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
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Willow: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Gus: Okay.
*later*
Hunter: Gus! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Willow, whispering: Deny everything.
Gus, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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The Owl House incorrect quotes
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