Willow: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Willow: First who would you kill?
*Gus points at Hunter*
*Amity points at Hunter*
*Luz points at Hunter*
Hunter: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
——
Willow: All right, y'all! Let's take a vote!
Luz: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.
*the Squad closes their eyes*
Amity: We don't see the result!
Luz: Well, just say your vote out loud.
Gus: Won't we recognize each other's voices?
Hunter: Willow has a point.
——
Willow: What do rainbows mean to you?
Amity: Gay rights.
Luz: There's money.
Gus:The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Hunter: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
——
Luz: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Amity: *blushing* I—
Hunter, butting into the conversation: Willow is perfect, thanks for asking.
——
Gus: *falls down the stairs*
Luz: Are you okay?
Amity: Stop falling down the stairs!
Willow: How'd the ground taste?
——
Luz: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Willow: Uh, Hunter and Amity are not getting along.
Luz: They're not trying to kill each other.
Willow: You may have a point.
——
Luz: What's up with Hunter? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Amity: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Luz: Why?
Amity: Willow smiled at them.
——
Luz: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Willow, Hunter, & Amity: Okay.
Luz: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Willow: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Hunter: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Amity: Bold of you to assume I can die.
——
Gus: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Hunter: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Gus for dinner.
Amity: What is wrong with you people?
Willow: Shut up, chocolate.
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The Owl House incorrect quotes
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