𝒰𝓃𝒸ℴ𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 | 𝖡𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖨𝖨 {𝖳𝖬𝖭𝖳}

Crack {Part 1}

Akari: Bye Leo! Bye Raph! Bye Donnie! Bye Mikey! Bye Leo~!

April: You said 'bye Leo' twice.

Akari: I like Leo~

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Akari: Favorite horror movie?

Raph: It

Leo: Saw

Donnie: Annabelle

Mikey: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

Akari: Mikey, you didn't go to high school.

Mikey: Thank God-

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Akari: Is having a penis fun?

Donnie: It has its ups and downs.

Mikey: Sometimes it's a little hard.

Raph: It's a pain in the a*s.

Leo: Oh, Jesus, f*ck, guys, come on.

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Akari: What's something you guys are better than Raph at?

Mikey: Mario Kart.

Donnie: Yeah, video games.

Leo: Emotional vulnerability.

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Donnie: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Raph: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Mikey: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Akari: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Leo: What the f*ck is wrong with you people.

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Akari: I'm an idiot.

Raph:

Leo:

Donnie:

Mikey:

Akari:

Raph: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Akari: Bi-

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Akari: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Donnie: Several traffic violations.

Leo: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Mikey: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Raph: Also, that's not our car.

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Akari: Where's Mikey, Leo, and Donnie?

Raph: They're playing hide and seek.

Akari: Where?

Raph: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Akari: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Raph: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.