Cobra: Ugh! Just pull it out! Don't slowly tug on it!
Jade: Aren't you supposed to keep these things in?!
Cobra: If you're going to the hospital! But I have a bunch more fighting to do, so it's better to take them out!
Cobra: Not slowly tug on them! That's making it worse!
Jade was aiding Cobra in pulling out the arrows in his back and leg from the battle with Goat.
(Clsh)
Cobra: Agh! Shit on a stove that fucking hurt!
Mittens: Meow, meow.
Cobra: No! Don't twist or move the arrows! Just pull straight out!
Jade: Ughh...! Sorry!
(Shig)
(Frgh)
She pulls the remaining two arrows in his back, leading Cobra to pull the last one in his leg out himself.
Cobra: Goat is getting another ass whooping if I see him again!
Jade: Is he seriously called Goat?
Cobra: Yes. We're all named after the animals in the Chinese Zodiac.
Jade: Except you. You're Cobra, not Snake.
Mittens: Meow.
Cobra: Exactly. And I'm a bit special.
Jade: How?
Cobra: My test went badly and I still survived.
Cobra: Like I'll survive this...
Taking off his jacket, Cobra does his best to patch up his wounds, leading to Jade to quickly take over.
Jade: Here, I can handle this much better.
Cobra: Knock yourself out...
Jade: So where are you from?
Cobra: I don't want to play fifty questions.
Jade: Come on, I'm doing you a favor.
Mittens: Meow, meow.
Cobra:(sigh)... Nowhere. I wandered the world until joining the Zodiac program where I continued to wander after...
Cobra: I'm a nomad, traveling from place to place taking any job that pays enough.
Jade: From nowhere, huh?
Cobra:(winces) Ow!
Jade: Wanna try that again?
Cobra: What are you on about?
Jade: I finally remembered why you look familiar.
Cobra: Eh?
Jade: "Grassvill".
Cobra:... Shit.
Jade: Your real name is D-
Cobra: It's Cobra. My name is now Cobra.
Jade: Alright...
Mittens: Meow, meow?
Cobra: Because Cobra is a badass name. As for why the others go by their names...
Cobra: I dunno....? Something similar?
Cobra: As for you, miss "Grassvill".... Thinking about it now. You were that annoying neighbor girl.
Jade: Says the guy who used to quote action movies.
Cobra: They were good lines...
Jade: Most people think that you're dead you know.
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King Cobra
AdventureRoughly 200 years ago, scientists opened a hole in reality. From it, many monsters, and eldrich horrors escaped with their strange powers. It took many years of battle for these monsters to integrate into the ecosystem, for better or for worst at th...
