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Incorrect Jegulus

Just some incorrect scenarios while my indecisive ass tries to work out what to post

Reg: guys help! I told James I'd cook for him! I don't know how to cook, what do I do??

Remus, pouring milk into a cereal box: and you came to us because?

Sirius, burning water: don't worry I can help

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James: you remind me of the ocean

Reg: why?

James: because you're salty and scare people

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James: so we've been seeing each other for a while

Reg: yeah?

James: and your brother approves of us

Reg: bit of a stretch but sure

James: so it might be a good time to finally tell you, I love-

Reg: *throws butterbeer in James' face*

James: ...

James: what was that for?!

Reg: I panicked!!

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Reg: what is this?

James: it's a flower crown, I made it!

Reg: I'm not wearing this.

*ten minutes later*

Barty: is that a flower crown on your head?

Reg: yes fuck off

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James: what are you looking at?

Reg, staring at Monty: it's just nice to know you're going to age like fine wine

Monty: *winks*

James: dad no!!

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James: I win.

Reg: i have YOU pinned down

James: I'm aware.

Reg: ...

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Reg, frustrated and hitting his wand against the table: fuck

James: hey gentle! How would you like it if I banged you against the table?

Reg, under his breath: yes please

James: ...what?

Reg: I mean, fuck off and no!

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James, taking deep breaths: it's just a crush it doesn't mean anything

Reg: hey potter

James: I love you.

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Reg: how did you break your leg?

James: do you see those stairs?

Reg: yeah

James: I didn't.

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Regulus doesn't know how to control himself when James' dimples poke out so he automatically just pokes them. Every single time.