His Bodyguard || K.TH.

19. A Total Flirt

He really is too much sometimes. But lately, it seems to be getting worse and worse.

"Is that my sweater, Taehyung?!"

He pulls on the sleeves and tugs on the collar as if he can dig his nose or hide his entire face in the soft material. "Maybe."

You aren't angry as much as you are perplexed. "Why?"

"Cause I love your clothes and they're always bagging on you which makes it the perfect size for me!" He has a disgustingly coy expression on his face, staring at you with a bashful smile. "Did you buy them like this for that purpose? So we can share?"

"No."

He bats his lashes and pretends he didn't hear. 

"You don't have to pretend anymore, dumbo. I know your true feelings deep, deep down. It's okay, I mean I don't blame you. How could you be able to resist someone like me? You can't. Lucky for you though, I feel the same way. I like you too."

Taehyung waltzes out of the room, having no plans of taking off or removing your oversized sweater that fits him well. He hums underneath his breath, walking away casually, leaving you baffled and confused.

There was definitely something not right about him.

It wasn't that he's become more insane. He's always been some kind of crazy, reckless, and irresponsible. Nor is it that he's in an unusually happy and bubbly mood lately. 

It's that he's been hitting on you to an extreme point like he's trying to achieve something. You don't know what.

He's always loved teasing you, but it's become provocative, flirtatious. Taehyung's become kittenish, playful, frisky and he's more serious about it. He commits to every joke with the utmost sincerity that you can barely tell if he's sick or he really wants to get a rise out of you that badly. 

Taehyung sing-songs when he calls you. "Dumbo~ where did you go?" He dotes on you, clings onto you. "Stand close to me, I have a feeling an attacker's gonna jump out from the right and tickle me to death. I'm so scared."

It would be bearable if that was it. 

But he's evolved into using greasy pick-up lines, to always move closer to you like you're a magnet, to touch you lightly whenever he gets the chance and to wink across the room as if no one else is watching.

When you tell him to go pee before the two of you leave, he's gazing at you intensely without blinking. Like his life depends on it, he's keen on holding eye contact with you. It doesn't matter what you say, whether it's important or not.

Taehyung not only pays close attention to every word that falls out of your mouth, he frequently compliments how strong you are while licking his lips with his tongue. 

He's picked up a new habit of whispering in your ears too, allowing his hot breath to skim on your skin. And whenever you tell him that he's pissing you off, he shrugs and apologizes despite clearly not meaning it.

"Hey, Junwoo." Taehyung sticks his head through the front passenger window. "Can you get out?"

"I'm supposed to drive you, Taehyung."

"Y/n can drive me." He stands straighter and turns around. "Right?"

"No," you deadpan. "I thought we agreed on this. Remember the last time?"

"We're not gonna be chased. I'm not gonna get kidnapped." The blonde male sighs. "I just don't like to sit at the back of the car. I don't need a damn chauffeur everywhere I go. That's weird."

"You can't drive."

"Yeah, but you can. And I can sit up front with you."

"The chief-"