Not Just Another Harry Potter

chapter 13

Well, I didn't get my goal...): but, I'm posting this chappie cause apparently Faithwashere is sick! So am I {I have MONO!!!!, thanks to my very good friend who came to school with mono and I totally forgot, and drank out of her gross school milk like every day...): } but I decided to try and post....(: Faithwashere probably won't be sick anymore by the time she reads it... Oh well!(:

Anyways, u guys probably saw how long that was and skipped it.... So I'll shut up now!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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Anyways, chapter 13!!!!!!!!!(:

James was passed out cold. I ran over to him and rolled his head around a couple of times to see if he would wake up. He didn't. I sighed.

"Jas..." I looked over to her, and asked her to help. She shooed me away.

Jas wanted to be a doctor, and now I assume for wizards, not muggles. Shes super smart (helloooooo, she's in Ravenclaw, it's a requirement!!) and she has helped me several times when I got into a fight with September...

She was looking at him and waving her wand over him. Finally, she drew her hand away from him, and brought it back, slapping him hard. He jumped up.

I was on the floor laughing. Literally. I'm very serious. NO JOKE. Trust me! Or go ask the hobos!! Did I already go over how hobos know everything? No? Well, hobos, because they are often passed out on the street, they have visions. They're visions tell them everything to know, so ask a question. Anything.

Anything.

Anything.

They will know.

From why cheesecake is called cheesecake when it tastes nothing like cheese {A/N: seriously! Why is it called cheesecake when theres no cheese!?} to why traces of horse hooves are found in jello {gross, right!! It's totally true! Not all jello, but most... Blah!!} to why smurfs are blue and not green.

They will know the answer!!

Yay to hobos!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, James was staring at me, while I was unaware. I was thinking of how to contact hobos from Hogwarts. Seriously! That's my main resource for information! And they're hobos, they don't have email or cell phones! I need to visit one... But there's none around. Shoot. All my plans are ruined!!!!!!!

I stopped laughing abruptly.

I looked with wide eyes to Jas.

She looked at me, concerned.

In a far part of my mind I wondered how long I was laughing.... Hmmm.... ANOTHER QUESTION TO ASK THE HOBOS!!! IM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

"What's wrong, Eva." Jas obviously knew what was coming.

"How am I supposed to contact the hobos from Hogwarts?!" I practically shouted at her.

"Umm, make a list and ask them it all when we get back home." she suggested.

My eyes went wide with wonder. OHEMGEEEE THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!!!!

I looked over and saw James whispering to Jas. "Uh... What's up with her and hobos? And what are hobos?" he asked her.

I stood up. "Hobos are the most amazing, knowledgeable, scary looking, kinda creepy, awesome, smart, psychic, cool people ever!!!" I yelled.

He looked to Jas. " Hobos are the homeless people that live on the streets. Eva is convinced that when they are passed out on the street that they have magical visions that let them be all-knowledgable." she explained.

"Are you doubting that they are the most amazing, knowledgeable, scary looking, kinda creepy, awesome, smart, psychic, cool people ever?" I asked accusingly.

"No." James said. I rolled my eyes at him. Kiss up. He just wanted to make sure I didn't go all fruit ninja on his ass.

We soon left the Ravenclaw dorms. (still evil!!!!!!!!!!!!(: still callin them dorms!!)

We headed to lunch, since it was almost 1 in the afternoon.

We ate in silence, mainly because I had a pen and paper and was scribbling down questions for the hobos furiously, I couldn't miss a single one. By the time we were all finished with lunch, I had about 5 pages of questions for the hobos!

Oh! Antarticians! I just wanted to let you know that if you don't have hobos, penguins work just fine!!! YAYYY!!!!

When we reached the Ravenclaw dorms we said goodbye to Jas and left for our own dorm.

We fell through the hole (literally for me, not so much for him) and saw a surprising sight. It was little Rosy. (okay, maybe not so little...) she was MAKING OUT WITH A RANDOM DUDE!!!!!! Ohemgeeee!

I steered him away from them and sat him down next to another random dude. If James goes all make out session on THAT random dude, I will be seriously creeped out.

HAHAH!!! Is it wring that I can totally see James making out with a random person? Ohmigod. That's no random person kissing him in my imagination... It's.... Oh my word... I can't believe it....

You know what.

I'm not going to tell you.

You have to go ask a hobo.

This is my way of proving that it is true!!

Yayayayayayyy!!!!!!(:

Suddenly, I noticed he was looking around the room. I screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOO because I didn't want him to go all butt kicking on that poor random dudes ass.

Okay. What happened next was totally weird.

I have NO idea how it happened....

Just suddenly, BAMMMMM!!!!!!!!

And there I was.

Gulp.

Here goes....

KISSING JAMES.

I loved it though. He put his arms around my waist and I tangled my hands in his dark hair. He bit my lip, asking for entrance. I denied it. Muahahaha! I am a eeeeevilll child! But then I decided to let him... Sighs... But then he pulled away.

I looked up at him with wide eyes, bigger than when I made my hobo discovery.

I looked down and blushed.

I felt a hand on my chin, and when I looked up, James kissed me again.

Then I though of something.

HOLY ELEPHANT TOES!!!! IM A HOBO!!!!!!!

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Why is she a hobo?? Hmmm, I wonder!

Please, just because Eva talked to hobos doesn't make it okay to go up to hobos... Just.... Be careful! Nobody is completely aware of how sane Eva is!!! I warned you!!!!

Byeeeee!!! Loves yous alls!!