velvetfrost one shots

fluff stuff i guess p3

Bad on The phone with ant: Where are you?
Ant: Turn around.
Bad:
Ant: No, the other way.
Bad:
Ant: No wrong way.
Bad: Just tell me where you are exactly.
Ant: At home, but the thought of you turning around in circles amused me.
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Ant: 'Taps table'
Punz: 'Taps back'
Bad: What are they doing?
Velvet: Morse code.
Ant: 'aggressively taps table'
Punz" 'gasps' YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU PIECE OF SH*T
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Velvet: How is the sexiest person here?
Ant: I don't know, how are they?
Velvet blushes:
Punz front across the room: I'm great, thanks.
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Gumi: Why are your tounges purple?
Velvet: we had slushies.
Velvet: I had a blue one.
Ant: I had a red one.
Gumi: Oh
Gumi:
Gumi: OH!!
Bad:
Bad: You drank each other's slushies?
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Store woker: would Mr. Badboyhalo, please come to the frond desk.
Bad: may I help you?
Store worker: I believe these belong to you.
Store worker: 'points to velvet and skeppy'
Velvet and skeppy simultaneously: we got lost.
Bad: I didn't even bring you two with me.
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Bad: I am darkness, I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you could imagine. I am...
Puffy: a doll.
Gumi: a sweetheart.
Ant: a cinnamon roll.
Bad:
Bad: Guys, stoooop.
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Ant: 'coooking'
Velvet: Any chance that's for me?
Ant: it's for bad, I'm thinking about making some bad decisions tonight, and I need him on my side.
Skeppy: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Bad: I know you snuck out last night skeppy.
Ant: play dumb.
Skeppy: Who's skeppy.
Ant: Not that dumb.
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Dream to george: If I were a gardener, I would put our tulips together.
George: Aww!
Velvet to ant: If I was a gardener, you'd
Ant: ...thanks..
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Velvet: 'kicks the door down, looking panicked'
Ant: What did you do?
Velvet: No one died.
Ant: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?!
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Ant: There are three ways to handle a situation.
Ant: the right way, the wrong way, and the velvet way.
Bad: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Ant: Yes, but it is faster.
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Velvet: truth or dare.
Ant: Truth?
Velvet: How many hours have you slept this week.
Ant: ........
Ant: Dare.
Velvet: GO TO SLEEP!!!
Ant: I don't like this game.
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Puffy: Ha, look at those idiots.
Puffy: 'realizes it's Ant chasing punz with a bat'
Puffy: Oh sh*t their my idiots.
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Skeppy: we are going to have to split up like Scooby-Doo.
Skeppy to velvet and ant: shaggy and scooby, you two take the bathrooms.
Skeppy to bad: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge from the basement.
Bad: What?! Why am I Velma? And why do I get the...... dubious looking device?
Skeppy: Because only Velma would say "dubious device." Bad gets the fridge in the basement.
Ant: Who does that make you? Fred?
Skeppy: B**ch I'm Daphne.
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Punz: Red can't be good at everything.
Punz: Maybe he's a bad kisser.
Ant: No, he's good at that as well.
Punz: What?
Ant: What.
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