ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ | 𝗁𝖾𝗇𝗋𝗒 𝖽𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋

𝗑𝗂i𝗂. the ladies man & a new plan

𝐞𝐩: 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝗺𝐞𝐬

❦︎ 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 ❦︎

henry was upstairs at his house in the bathroom, attending to his newfound wound from piper dropping a suitcase on his head. he was sure not to use the good towels as his mom had advised him to, and began to walk downstairs when he was finished.

"hey, what goes on?" the world seemed to slow down as he went down the stairs. there were 2 boys and 2 girls in his living room, all of whom were gawking at his appearance.

"woah."
"dude's bringin' it." the 2 boys exchanged with each other once everything came back to regular speed.

"he's your son?" one of the girls asked while pointing at henry.

"mhm."
"yes."

"we've reconsidered."
"we've changed our minds."
"your son can stay."
"it's best that he stays."
"it needs to happen." the two girls exchanged, still talking about henry while he had looked at them confused. he never really thought about his level of attractiveness, but that may change today. the girls then looked up at him and smiled while slightly giggling at him, while he uncomfortably looked between the two of them.

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“hey we're back,” henry said, opening the door to his house. him and piper had gone out to get chinese food for them and their houseguests, which was now seeming to be a bad idea. when they walked in, the two girls screamed, picked up henry's backpack and shoved something back into it, and tried to act cool, calm, and collected afterward.

“oh look who's back, henry!”
“hey henry, you've gone so long.”
“yeah we were getting worried about you, boy.”

“i was only gone for like, 15 minutes,” he said while checking his watch. these girls were interesting.

“15 minutes to win it.”

“yeah bae,” one of the girls said while touching his arm, making him wildly uncomfortable.

“huh?”

“okay guys, more chinese food coming in!” piper said while walking through the door, little did she know she was henry's saving grace. everyone cheered and began to set the table, and they all conversed about their successful game company, game shakers.

“wait game shakers, didn't you guys make that game sky whale?” sky whale had been the newest hype the past few weeks, and it was so surreal to meet the creators.

“oh yeah, we did.”

“what, shut up!”

“okay.”

“no it's just, i love that game, when did you-” henry was cut off by his phone ringing. “oh, my boss.”

“ohhh.”
“his boss.”
“mmmmm he's got a job.”
“a working man.”

ray wanted henry to come talk some sense into jasper, who adopted a kid he found in a bush and named Barfield.

“i'm not silly, i'm a parent.”
“you're apparently silly. bam, wordplay, you lose.” jasper was trying to make ray give him paternity leave because he had a son, and according to state law, when someone becomes a new parent, they're required to have paternity leave. ray snatched the state law paper away from jasper and taunted him with it. “hey maybe you're too short to be a parent!”