Shikamaru made another mistake by making a crack fic and hiring the Naruto Cast.
Shikamaru: okay, everyone in their places.
He takes a deep breath.
Let's Go!
Sakura comes in and grabs Shikamaru.
Sakura: why have I been cut from my scenes.
Shikamaru: because the last time I let you in Naruto and Saskue squeezed their way through the cut.
Sakura: that has nothing to do with me!
Shikamaru: it has everything. In plus, your muffins gave everyone the runs!
Ino and Sai comes backstage along with Lee, Kiba, Neji, and the other characters from the play.
We've been cut?! (They yell in unison).
Isaribi comes up to the stage: we're ready Shika Shika.
Shikamaru: okay. Bright. Cameras. Action!
Kohnoamaru: Once upon a time there were a king and queen in the Hidden Leaf Village
He began.
Backstage:
Ino to the crew: we got to find a way to get up there.
Tenten: I'm already on it, I switched the scripts
She says with actual ones in her hands grinning mischievously.
Neji: let's get ready.
Stage:
Hynabi: oh Kohnoamaru, please give me your all
• hey. Let me tell you now. Oh baby!...
Backstage:
Shikamaru: oh gosh why is she singing!
Hinata: didn't we learn from the play not to cast the Naruto cast!
Shikamaru: they were the only ones who tried out so it was either them or THEM!
Hinata: oh my humongous Timi's!
Stage:
Hynabi: Nothing feels right when I'm not with you...
I got nothing but your T-shirt on
Backstage:
Neji: Tenten, what are they doing
Tenten: that's not part of the script rewritten.
Lee: when do I go on Ten?
Saskue and Naruto Enter
Saskue: sorry guys, you've been cut
Naruto: yeah there's not enough room on stage for you guys
Tenten: oh really?
Audience
Kakuzu: Itachi please don't tell me this is another waste of money
Itachi ignores Kakuzu
Deidara: ha-ha, I think it's funny
Madara starts to snore loud putting his feet on the seat
Kushina looks back frowning but deciding to ignore him.
Hidan: how many times-
Kisame: HIDAN JUST LET HASHIRAMA SIT THERE!
Hidan: THEN WHERE AM I SUPPOSE TO SIT!
Kisame: you could sit next to Nagato
Nagato: there's no seats next to me
He says quickly.
The stage
