Naruto's P.O.V
I finally beat Shark Guy as he falls to defeat, I tie him up. Afterwards I see Baka passed out on the floor moaning. I walk up to him smacking him hard on the back, "straighten your posture!"
He wiggles and a mile of chuckles escape my lips.
Itachi's P. O. V
Nagato walks slowly behind me as we search the hall for Naruto. He's so Naturopathic just like Naruto. If that's a real word. We tied up Tobi, along with Pein as Konan watches them and we go search for the ringleader... Saskue. The evil mastermind.
"Nagato... Walk faster. I think I smell something, it reeks," I know something's near because it smells like something died in here. We head to a room making noise. Naruto farting. He's all we can see. After he walks around a little. Nagato and I automatically exchange glances. We separate from each side of the room charging in.
Nagato. Ahem.... Naruto and Saskue both look at us dumbfound. We take out a pen shocker (whatever it's called). And head toward our targets.
They bounce up quickly before noticing they were both locked in. They stand there shock counting their losses. I grin at the scene. Then a frown comes upon my thin lips. They look at each other and start to giggle. We dash toward them-
Shikamaru's P. O. V
I sigh a relief. Suddenly giggles erupt throughout the room. Hm, they're planning something.
"Shikamaru, what happened in here?" He says scrutinizing the mess. He looks at me confused.
"Nothing, Chouji, watch out!" Hidan picks up oil from my paint and swings it toward Chouji as he walks towards me.
"Huh?" He says looking back but it flies right passed him to me hitting my face blocking my vision. I wipe the yuck off my face noticing Chouji no longer standing there, and the two removed. I grab a green towel wiping the rest off. Their target was me the whole time. They must have took Chouji as captive. I walk over to my bed where I locked Ino up. I grab her hand, it felt light and squelchy. I pull it up noticing a dolls' head. I jump back landing on both feet as it blows up with red kool-aid squinting out of it. Where could they have gone so quickly? I look both ways preceding to my closed door. Wait! I have to figure out a plan instead of just going out in the open. I think of the house and what places they might be. A strategy that I'll know will work because this is my territory. They will run out of supplies very soon. What a pain! That means I'll have to shop and spend my allowance. Such a drag! Focus.
Saskue's P. O. V
Naruto and I get ready. Naruto number Two and Itachi won't know what hit them. I dash toward Itachi as Naruto takes on Naruto # 2. I run toward him as he runs toward me. I stop letting out air out my rest hole. Itachi stops confused before the smell hits him in the face almost making him barth. Naruto rips a huge one and Naruto # 2 and Itachi look for retreat but are consumed by our gas. Falling to the ground holding their noises trying to flee. We tie them up next to Kiss Me.
"Naruto, you can stop now."
"Uh, that wasn't me."
We turn to see red head with a slime thing in his hand that every time he touches it, it makes a fart noise.
What?! They have another partner!
So this is where all that noise is coming from. He looks at his three friends. And sighs.
"What exactly is going on here?" He looks, flat, but being an emotionless face myself, I know he's confused. "Where's Deidara, Pein, and Konan?"
"Deidara's would be the first person you point out," Itachi jokes. He laughs, "how does that make you feel... Saskue?"
"Uh!" He takes me off guard so I tell Naruto to bust one. He does.
Naruto # 2 glares at him knowing he's the only way out. He walks over and vomits all over Itachi's shoes. He grins, "oh, sorry."
Itachi glares at his feet. Oh, and those are his new Jordan's too.
Sassari's P.O.V
Ah! Its nice to annoy Itachi. Only if that was real vomit. But it will stain those new red shoes. I found this stuff in Saskue's room. Don't understand why he has it.
I stretch looking at the mess, "what losers." I say walking away.
They stare at me leave.
"Naruto! Get him!"
What?!
Before I know Naruto is blowing me with farts. Luckily I'm a puppet.
"It has no effect on him!"
They are way over dramatic. I press the orange gue making a fart noise before going to exit again.
":-* " Saskue says which forces me to stop, " Naruto we got to use these," he says taking something from Itachi and Naruto. I mean Nagato. I guess this is what I get for checking out what they are doing.
