Murder most unladylike oneshots/ideas

ships (not a story)

so like there's so many ships so i just wanna get my opinions on each out alrrr legoo 

hazel x daisy

8/10

- i love them sm it's cute bc they know everything abt each other, we can see bc of how hazel can kind of see how daisy thinking even when it's from her perspective!!

-also amazing platonically bc of alexander and amina soo

alexander x hazel

7/10

-canon

-it annoys me how fucking oblivious alexander was and if he's such a good detective how did he not see daisy wasn't into him hmmm? and also how did he not pick up on the *vibes* bc he's pan you can't change my mind (he thinks he's straight though so maybe that's it)

-so cute tho and the height difference is EVERYTHING AAA

george x alexander

8/10

-i can see it

-george is my favourite character so i feel protective of him but alex would be an amazing bf

-also detective besties>>

george x hazel

-2/10

-fuck whoever thought of this. 

-if you ship this and i find out your bloodline is in danger<3

-Daisy would fucking execute George too so

amina x daisy

9/10

-canon

-lesbians (my fave)

-adorable bc they both love to cause chaos like i can imagine them just scurrying around doing annoying shit bc it's funny (daisy will still look like a lady ofc)

beanie x kitty

7/10

-so cute bc kitty is so protective of her

-platonic is amazing anyways

-doesn't feature a lot but i feel like it is canon we just don't know it

bertie x harold

- special gay mention

-george's family had the gay gene it appearsss

-literally mentioned 3 times and actually seen twice but whatever (we love representation)