Rager's Prison Escape

After some battle royale, the team of Revengers: Rager, Waifu, Soyboy, The Extremist, The Reactionary, and the antagonist The Drainer are put back into jail. The Sager and Stoic,  however were freed due to their good behavior. 

As Rager woke up to the sound of confinement. He's stuck in a jail cell. 

"Ugh... Why am I still in this damn place?" 

As Rager ponders throughout the jail cell. He saw his other teammates stuck inside a jail cell too. 

Rager " Guys!" 

Soyboy "Yeah?"

"Yo Soy man. Why don't you whine and scream. Your powers can be useful right now." 

As the Soyboy tries to pump up his chest. The guards noticed his plan. 

Guard #1: Hey you!

The Soyboy quickly tried to play natural. 

Soyboy: Oh hey. 

Guard #1: I see your tryin' to do somethin' is that right?

Soyboy: No, I wasn't. 

Guard #1: Ya look hella fishy. I'll take you to the  solitary confinement.

Soyboy: No wait... I'm too weak for this. 

Guard#1: Ok, what's your name fella? 

Soyboy: I'm the Soyboy. You really think I'm that strong? 

The Guard frustrated decides to leave the cell. As both Rager and Soyboy timed their escape plan. 

Rager: Alirght now!

Soyboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Soyboy unleashed his power  vomiting soy all over his jail cell. The resulting shockwaves cracked the other cell bars. Allowing the other characters to escape. 

Rager: Alight Guys, we gotta go before they they us all again!

The other characters followed Rager's lead. 

 The Drainer unleashed his power hose unleashing a torrent of water on the guards. 

The Extremist used strangulation on some guards choking them out. 

The Waifu used some seductive charming aka as Rizzing the guards to their side. 

The Reactionary used a sword to power his way through the chaos. 

Last but not least The Rager with adrenaline and physical strength beat  the guards to a bloody pulp. 

The rest of the military are called in to contain the prison riot. 

However Rager, has a plan. 

"Alright, guys we have a perimeter to defend. Waterman you stall with your hose. Extremist, let lose on your actions. Reactionary, use any physical force to beat them back. Waifu, Rizz any military men, if they don't fall for it, stop, become Katniss Everdeen. You guys got it?" 

The rest of the crew nodded as they prepare defenses for oncoming attack. 

Meanwhile... 

Advisor: "President Joseph, the prison has some issues." 

Joseph "Ah yes, the characters with superpowers. They always have a way to break out of prison." 

Joseph "Send in the military."

As the army was deployed to the prison. They noticed the barricades placed setup in front. 

BANG!

Solider: AMBUSH!

A firefight has started with the guards. 

As the soldiers slowly picked off the guards one by one. The soldiers noticed something peculiar.  

An arrow keeps flying towards the troopers. 

Solider: How? 

There was no how or why the Revengers are that good at defense. Perhaps they simply have  plot armor. 

As the battle slowly rages on the military men got more desperate. Gunfire intensifies around them 

Solider: We need support! There's a girl that keep picking off our troops with an bow and arrow!

Joseph" What? this outrageous!"

Solider "I'm not joking! There's literally a woman that shoots arrows at our troops!"

Joseph "Alright! Send in some air support! 

Then drone fighters were dropped on the prison's fortifications. However, some guards are killed. The main characters survived in a trench. 

Rager: Y'all got any RPGS?"

 Rager looks around with a disappointing no. 

Rager "SHi!"

As the military surrounds the prisoners. They are about to be finished off. But then some of the military defected to the prisoners side. 

Solider: Dammit! Some of our troops are fraternizing the enemy! 

Joseph "What? This is unacceptable!"

Solider "Well..." 

The rizz was so hard that the military started to retreat or join the rebels. 

Rager : WE DID IT! WE SHOW THOSE BOYS WHO'S BOSS!"

It seems they won the battle but they have not yet won the war.