𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 || 𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒄 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒘𝒔

𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒑𝒕. 3

"So since things didn't work out between you and Molly, can I call her?" Jason asked and Charmaine elbowed him.

"Ow!" Jason yelped.

Eric just smiled and went on about how if any misery bags tries to ask him out they'll be right there to stop it from happening.

"Okay sounds good! can I call her?" Jason said and Eric just laughed and Charmaine rolled her eyes.

Like it was fate. Eric then bumped into a girl making her spill her drink on both of them.

"My shoes!" Eric said.

"Your shoes? My shoes!" The girl said.

"I just bought mine." Eric said

"I just bought mine from New York!" The girl said.

"Aw my pants!" Eric said.

"My blouse!" The girl said

"My hair." Eric said and looked at the girl.

"My my!" The girl said.

"Bag of misery!" Charmaine coughed.

"My my." Eric whispered.

"Uhh. Bag of misery bag of misery bag of misery!" Jason said casually.

"Yeah your right. I'm sorry I bumped into you, i'll just get out of your way." Eric was about to walk away and Charmaine and Jason were about to pat his shoulder until the girl spoke up.

"Oh well that's a shame because my family just moved here from Atlanta, and it's my senior year at a new school and i'm just so utterly utterly lost." The girl said.

"Oh how unpleasant." Charmaine mocked making Jason smile. Charmaine looks at Desiree and sees her giving Charmaine a mean glare and went back to staring at Eric like a damsel in distress.

"Your a senior?" Eric said.

"Misery bag!" Jason said.

"Senior!" Eric said to Jason.

"Old misery bag.." Jason and Charmaine said.

"Look you guys are right. Are you doing anything right now?" Eric asked Jason.

"No." Jason answered.

"Well then you wanna get these." Eric said and took the papers out of Charmaine's hand and flew them across the room.

"You could've at least thrown his papers." Charmaine said glaring.

"I know. I'm so sorry! Hey at least he's picking them up for you!" Eric said.

Charmaine didn't say anything and raised an eyebrow at him.

"Okay fine." Eric said and started helping picking up papers.

While he was picking up the papers, Charmaine looked over at Desiree again and to see her give the most meanest glare. Once Eric was done and looked at her, her whole demeanor changed.

After that the girl introduced herself as Desiree Amaline Hallinger Boatmart. But you may call her Desiree.

Charmaine wasn't even hurt by this, she was annoyed. She did not like Desiree one bit.

Charmaine and Jason decided to hangout after meeting Desiree and seeing Eric fall madly in love with her.

(...)

Charmaine was pacing back and forth in Jason's room complaining about Desiree.

"I mean who does she think she is! And did you see the glare she gave me?" Charmaine complained

"It's like she wants to kill me or something!" Charmaine said.

"Looks like someone is jealous." Jason said smirking.

"Jealous? Of what exactly? Oh i'm so jealous of Eric I can't believe he got vampira as a girlfriend!" Charmaine said.

"Who?" Jason asked.

"Jason that's not the point!" Charmaine said.

"She's not that bad!" Jason said.

"You don't know that because she didn't stare into your soul with full hatred!" Charmaine said.

"Hey calm-" Jason stopped himself realizing if he finished that sentence he'll get yelled at.

"Look maybe it was just a misunderstanding." Jason said and stopped her from pacing and moved her to go sit on the bed to calm her down without telling her to calm down.

"I hope your right. Okay let's make a deal." Charmaine said.

"Okay what deal?" Jason asked.

"If you are right I will give you 30 bucks and if i'm right you'll give me 30 buck." Charmaine said and put her hand out for a handshake.

"Deal?" Charmaine asked.

Jason grabbed her hand

"Deal." Jason said and shook her hand.

(...)

The next day flies by and again Charmaine and Harley and Frankie and Joey were reading the schools newspaper that just repeatedly says weeny.

Harley went off on about how it's funny but in a very monotone way of expressing how he feels.

"Wow your really a man with great deep feelings. Excellent words." Charmaine said and patted Harley's shoulder and that made him smirk a bit and he was about to say something until Charmaine saw Eric and Desiree she shushed Harley.

"Wow isn't she just a peach. See ya doll." Harley said and the group left.

Charmaine was now eavesdropping on the ear bleeding conversation Eric and Desiree were having.

"You can take my new cat my daddy bought me neutered!" Desiree said.

"Who's your little Georgia peach?" Desiree asked which made Charmaine want to barf.

"You are!" Eric giggled.

"And who's my little yankee doodle?" Desiree asked.

"I am." He smiled shyly and she kisses him on the cheek.

"Ooo woo on the cheek!" Jason applaud.

"She's a senior!" Eric giggled.

"Is that why your getting neutered?" Charmaine asked while jumping off the railing to pop into the conversation.

"The cats getting neutered!" Eric rolled his eyes.

"Maybe you can get a two for one deal.. Or am I too late?" Jason said and rolled his eyes and about to walk away.

"Hey this happens to be a relationship with two complete equals." Eric said and right on cue Desiree comes in.

"You know my little puff pastry there's a lick of winter in the air would you mind before picking me up drive the car for about 40 minutes until the heater gets all nice and toasty. Won't you do that for me?" She asked

"Say yes puddin'." Desiree said.

"Yes." Eric answered.

She leaned closer to him smiling.

"I believe va- Desiree wants pudding." Charmaine said.

"Puddin'" Eric said embarrassed.

Desiree walked away and Eric letting a frustrated sigh.

"Oh you know, I hope when I get a girlfriend. I hope she respects me the exact same way she respects you, and if I do." Jason clears his throat.

"I want you to drive your car around the block for 40 minutes. Until the heater is all nice and toasty!" He mocked Desiree.

"And I want you to run me over with it." Charmaine dead panned.

"Won't you do that for me puddin'?" Charmaine mocked and grabbed his chin a little bit.

Both Jason and Charmaine left while Eric went the opposite way.

(...)

Authors note:

unedited. After I'm done writing for season 2 I will re-edit!