Incorrect Misfits+BBS + GOONS & Friends Quotes

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Pezzy: Hey, can I get a sip of your water?

Grizzy: It's not water.

Pezzy: Vodka, I like your style!

Grizzy: It's vinegar.

Pezzy: Wha-

Grizzy: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Yumi: If you had to choose between Soup and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Blarg: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Soup: Blarg!

Yumi: 63 cents.

Blarg: I'll take the money.

Soup: BLARG!!!

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Swagger: Shit.

Zuckles: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Tobi : OH MY GOD MATT FELL OFF!

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Pezzy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Droid: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Grizzy: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Droid: Good thinking.

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Willy: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

BigT: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Larry?

Larry: Probably "road work ahead".

Issac: What the fuck are you guys saying?

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Soup: I turned out perfectly fine!

McNasty : Dallas, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Soup: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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My WiFi went out and it's back now so I'll be editing the next chapter sorry y'all ✌️