Incorrect Misfits+BBS + GOONS & Friends Quotes

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Swagger: What did you do with the body?

Zuckles: What didn't I do with the body?

Swagger: ...

Zuckles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Soup: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Yumi: Soup no.

Ethan: Mistlefoe.

Yumi: Please stop encouraging him.

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Dooo: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Terroriser: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar. Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Nogla, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Issac: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Grunk: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Willy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Grunk, learn to listen.

BigT: What if it bites itself and I die?

Yumi: That's voodoo.

Larry: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Grunk: That's correlation, not causation.

BigT: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Yumi: That's kinky.

Issac: Oh my God.

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Zuckles: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine, I became more evil if you're curious

Swagger: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Zuckles: I'm going to get worse on purpose

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McNasty: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

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Moo: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Lui: The cow???

Moo: What?

Vanoss: Lui...W H Y?

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