Incorrect Misfits+BBS + GOONS & Friends Quotes

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(I have a small note after quotes)

Issac: Yumi and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

BigT: What did Yumi do?

Issac: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Yumi: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Grizzy: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Blarg, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Blarg: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

McNasty: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Soup: I personally was created in a lab.

Dooo: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Vanoss: Why are Terroriser and Nogla sitting with their backs to each other?

Moo: They had a fight.

Vanoss: Then why are they holding hands?

Moo: They get sad when they fight.

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Issac: Yumi and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Yumi: Sentences.

Issac: Don't interrupt me.

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McCreamy: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Swagger: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Fitz: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Tobi : I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

iNut: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Zuckles: I have emotional scars.

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Yumi: I just ended a four year relationship.

Issac: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Yumi: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Larry and Tanner fighting from across the room*

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Ethan, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today?

Soup: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Vanoss: Um, John, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Delirious: We need money!

Vanoss: You're scamming him?

Delirious: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Vanoss: What?! No way!

Delirious: Why not? We already stole Lui!

Lui: Hey guys

Vanoss: No, we didn't. He can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Lui: I wanna steal

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Yumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

BigT: Killed without hesitation.

Yumi: No.

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Im sorry for not updating, but there's been an issue 🥲

When I came back home yesterday I didn't not expect it to be storming all night

I had 3 chapters finished and I was going to finish 2 more at home while fixing mistakes in the other and the power went out, I tried revision story option it gave me and it showed up blank or a single word

This is what you get with CenturyLink 🙄

I'm busy today so I will write and post on Saturday and Sunday with 2 chapter each

I love y'all and I hope you enjoyed the quotes!!

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