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Yumi: Can I be frank with you guys?

Soup: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

McNasty: Can I still be Eric?

Blarg: Shh, let Frank speak.



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Blarg, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I don't really think heels are for me

Dooo, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.



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Smii7y: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Blarg: I'm a knife.

Grizzy, from across the room: He's the little spoon.



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Droid: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Puffer: You and me!!

Droid, tearing up: Yo...



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McNasty: Why are you on the floor?

Soup: I'm depressed.

Soup: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ethan, please.



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Willy: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Yumi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.



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Soup: Have you seen Blarg around here?

McNasty: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Dooo: It looks fine to me?

McNasty: IT USED TO BE WATER!



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Tobi: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

iNut: Plane tickets?

Fitz: Concert tickets?

Zuckles: Prostitution?

Tobi, holding her broken frames: Glasses.



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