Yumi: Can I be frank with you guys?
Soup: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
McNasty: Can I still be Eric?
Blarg: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Blarg, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I don't really think heels are for me
Dooo, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Smii7y: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Blarg: I'm a knife.
Grizzy, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Droid: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Puffer: You and me!!
Droid, tearing up: Yo...
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McNasty: Why are you on the floor?
Soup: I'm depressed.
Soup: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ethan, please.
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Willy: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Yumi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Soup: Have you seen Blarg around here?
McNasty: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Dooo: It looks fine to me?
McNasty: IT USED TO BE WATER!
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Tobi: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
iNut: Plane tickets?
Fitz: Concert tickets?
Zuckles: Prostitution?
Tobi, holding her broken frames: Glasses.
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