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Wildcat: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Terroriser: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Puffer: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Smii7y: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Terroriser: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Puffer: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Smii7y: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Nogla, annoyed: You are disappointments



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Vanoss: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Delirious , amazed: Wow...

Lui, to Delirious : Well what does that mean?

Delirious, to Vanoss: What does that mean?



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Soup: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.



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Soup: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late...I was...doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

McNasty: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



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Yumi: Issac and I are having a baby.

Larry: That's gre-

Yumi, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.



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Swagger: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Zuckles: The car takes a screenshot.

Fitz: For the last time, get the fuck out.



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Soup: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ethan: Okay.

Soup: And make out during the scary parts.

Ethan: Th-The scary parts...of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.



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Issac: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Yumi: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Issac: Yes!

Larry: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.



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