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by Funky_Space_Wolf

by Funky_Space_Wolf

Blarg: What's it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

McNasty: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Soup: It was one time!

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Blarg: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Puffer: Matt, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Blarg: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Grizzy: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Pezzy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Droid: I got distracted about halfway through.

Puffer: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Dooo: How's the sexiest person here?~

McNasty : I don't know, how are they?~

Dooo, flustered: I-

Soup, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Nogla: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Delirious: Plane tickets?

Vanoss: Concert tickets?

Wildcat: Prostitution?

Nogla, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Fitz: Mason and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Swagger: ...What did he do?

Fitz: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and-

Zuckles: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Mom is back so I'll write more when I can ✌️