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by Funky_Space_Wolf

by Funky_Space_Wolf

Yumi: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Larry: Looking right because you left

BigT: Looking up cause you let me down

Issac: Looking down cause you fucked up

Willy: What is wrong with you guys

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Dooo: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Blarg: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice nap.

Soup: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes.

McNasty : Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Soup: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Fitz: Bye Swagger! Bye Tobi! Bye Zuckles! Bye Swagger!

iNut: You said 'bye Swagger' twice.

Fitz: I like Swagger.

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*Yumi and Soup sitting in a cell*
Soup: So who should we call?

Yumi: I'd call Blarg, but I feel safer in jail

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Nogla: Change is inedible.

Wildcat: Don't you mean inevitable?

Nogla, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Terroriser: Hey Lui,

Lui: Yes?

Terroriser: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Lui: ...Where's Evan?

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Soup: Tell McNasty about the birds and the bees.

Dooo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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I SAW LEAFY ON TWITTER WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SMOKING????