Chade
My phone buzzed in my pocket mid-cereal shovel. I put my spoon back into the bowl and pulled out my device.
God I sound like a boomer.
Tristan's name popped up on the screen, I swiped up, unlocking it and checked my messages with him.
tristan_the_pop
tristan_the_pop
ooookayyy weird
anyway arent u jades bf?
chade_ps
yh
y you been snooping?
tristan_the_pop
you habe a public insta account
of cousre i snooped
chade_ps
ah a stalker i see
tristan_the_pop
I WSA CUROUS-
anyway answer my question
chade_ps
curous? whats that supposed to be
tristan_the_pop
YOH KNOW WHYAT I FUCKING MENAT
I don't quite know why, but I like getting on his nerves, it's funny, satisfying even.
His snooping had served him well: I was in fact Jade's boyfriend. For about six months now we've been together, although recently she's been distant and very busy with her "work". If you consider fucking my "best friend" work then yeah, we're doing just fine. He's much nicer looking than me, so I've come to understand her actions, as much as they hurt me.
Depressing, isn't it?
Well the truth is often sad.
But now is not the time for sadness, now is the time for a distraction.
I finish off my cereal and clear my bowl away. I head back upstairs and flop down onto my bed, phone still in hand. I sighed, it seemed like this Tristan guy didn't want to be my friend, which made my already bad mood worse.
I know, childish isn't it? Sulking because someone doesn't like you, but that's what I'm doing right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
But obviously, my name is Chade Ponsot and for no fucking reason: my brain hates me. Like despises me even, so instead of being forward and communicative like a rational human being, I decide to be dry and sarcastic.
tristan_the_pop
chade_ps
jesus christ you type like shit
tristan_the_pop
i swear to god one more fucking comment on my typing and will come for you
Suddenly, I had an evil idea.
Now this, this was the kind of distraction I needed.
This was the perfect setup for a stupid, unfunny joke, my speciality.
With a devilish grin plastered on my face, I typed out what I thought was a hilarious, although childish, joke. I pressed send, giggling stupidly to myself.
tristan_the_pop
chade_ps
uh actually it's "cum" but ok
tristan_the_pop
LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER
I AM COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND I WILL FUCK YOUR DAD AND VERBALLY ABUSE YOUR MOTHER
chade_ps
good luck hes the biggest homophobe out there
tristan_the_pop
what and your not?
YOU ARE READING
Forget Me Not || HIATUS
RomanceI will continue this just need a little break from this one <3 *~~~* I stayed silent, thinking for a second. Tristan sighed again and he began to leave. I whipped my arm out and I grabbed his hand firmly, I had made up my mind. "Stay." Was all I co...
