I Hate You So Much That I Love You

Chapter 16- Brunette Boy And Craigy Poo

3rd pov

Both Craig and Tweek were finally around the corner from the fruits and veggies aisle after Tweek's freak out, once they made it to the cart, which was surprisingly still in it's same spot. Craig narrowed his eyes on a brunette boy by his little sister and the cart. Tricia nudged at the familiar boy causing him turn around and make eye contact with the noiret, a big smile grew on the brunette's face
"CRAIGGYY POO" The ecstatic boy threw his arm around Craig
"don't call me that Clyde"
The mysterious brunette was reveal to be named Clyde Donvan, Craig's closest and bestest friend.
"Awe what!" Clyde sadly pouted at Craig for denying his epic nickname for him. The brown-haired boy noticed Tweek who was awkwardly standing by the noiret, trying not to look at Clyde
"WHOSE THIS CRAIGY?!" The pastor covered his ears and sneered at the hyper boy
"lower your voice idiot" he snapped at the brunette "oh shit my bad, whose this Craig?"
"Why are you asking me? Im not his caretaker so ask him" The noiret said sarcastically as he looked at what Tricia brought back to the basket.
"I'm T-Tweek Tweak" He flashed a sweet smile a the curious boy
"I'm Clyde Donvan! Craig's bestie for lifeee!" The brunette and blonde shook hands giggling at each other.
"Since you're here Clyde, wanna help us get groceries?" Craig said looking up from his phone,
"of course! I would love to help out my dearest friend" Clyde said acting if the pastor was his higher up, he also earned a little chuckled from the imp

No pov

Clyde- "how come you aren't at the church today? It's Sunday that's basically rush hour for church!"

Craig- "I took off a couple days to watch-"

Tricia- "AWW! To watch Tweek? How sweet of you Craigy poo!"

Clyde- "AW! Is that true Craigy poo?!"

Craig "shut up, I took off to look after my annoying sister plus I have to do stuff around the house!" The irritated pastor glared at Tricia's and Clyde's idiotic comments
"Also stop calling me craigy poo!"

Tweek- "pfft Hahehe, Craigy poo" The imp mumbled out, he made sure it was loud enough for Craig to hear

Craig- "Look what you two have done! Now fucking Tweek is calling me that!"

The Peach/blonde-haired girl, blonde boy, and brunette boy giggled at the noiret's frustration but he couldn't help but show a little smirk before fading it back to a irritated frown. Craig loved his sister and best friend, he surprisingly likes Tweek a 'little'.

~Time skip- to the front porch of Craig's home~

Craig's pov

I put my key into the lock as I turned the knob to open the door I hear my annoying ass friend speak "Hey Craig" "hm?" As I responded to the brunette I saw Tweek and Tricia go inside.
"We should hang out with the whole gang again!"

"Dude it's only been half a week since we hung out" I raised a eyebrow at him. Clyde always liked hanging out with the whole gang and surprisingly me too, I've only truly like 5 things; Stripe, Red Racer, space, my friends and family.

"Ya I know but Tolkien was thinking about throwing a party sometime next week"

"Really? What's the occasion?"

"Eh nothing just a high school party!"
"You should come! AND AND YOU CAN BRING TWEEK!"

"sure, I'll shoot Tolkien a text about the party"

"Don't forget to ask Tweek if wants to come!" Said the brown-haired boy walking down the porch stairs, he wasn't looking where he was stepping since he was backwards so he fell off the last step and onto his ass
"You good dude?" I said quietly snickering at his action
"Y-Ya! I totally meant to do that! All jokes" Clyde laughed out trying to hide his tears, he ran off home after he got up. He's kinda a little cry baby but I've been dealing with that since we were little so it's normal to me.
I walked into the house, closing the door behind me
"Tricia get off the couch and go help me put the groceries away!" I yelled at my sister as I walked off to the kitchen
"AW WHAT! ASK TWEEK TO DO IT!" "NO GET OVER HERE AND HELP"
"UGHH FINE"

Tricia's pov

I groaned at every item Craig gave me, I was upset I was in the middle of my game.
I grabbed a tub of ice cream putting it in the freezer,
"Tric where's Tweek? I need him to help with dinner" I looked at my emotionless brother
"I don't know, he went in your room I think"
He said Kay and walked up stairs leaving me to do more work "UGHHH" I yelled out, grabbing another item.

Tweek's pov

I'm sitting at Craig's desk with my head on my arm, giving Stripe sad eyes

"Why did you bite me Stripe?" "Do you hate me?!"
*Squeak* "I'll take that as a yes"
I sighed out loud, disappointed with myself that I fucked up any chance I had to befriend Stripe.
"Could we start over Stripe? I wanna be fri-"
"Tweek? You in here?" Sadly I was cut off by Craig before Stripe could hear me out
"Oh hi Craig" I sighed after my sentence looking at him with my sad eyes
"What's up with you?" He said raising a eye brown as he kneeled down to me
"I'm trying to befriend Stripe since I fucked up earlier!" I spat out, lifting my head up
"Oh, you and Stripe can become friends later cause I need you to help me with dinner!"
"Is that fine?" He said grabbing my hand lightly causing my cheeks to burn up.
WHY IS HE TOUCHING MY HANDS! "Uh sure"
I snatched my hand back "A-Also don't touch my hands, I-I don't want your human diseases!"
"Kay" He got up, giving me a quick glance then walking out the room. I feel bad was I being harsh about the disease thing? Craig looked so upset when I took my hand away. UGHH TWEEK YOU ALWAYS MESS UP SHIT, I got out of the chair and walked downstairs.

(Okay so I originally made the kids 16 right but since there's gonna be a party in a up-coming chapter I wanna put alcohol in it but I don't want them 16 cause that would just be too young for drinking so I'm making the kids 18-19 and yes I know that's still below the legal drinking age but these are South Park characters we're talking about, they've done worse shit. So if you've been reading this and see that I changed the age that's why, thanks for understanding!)