(Drawing by •Possum• on Twitter)
Tweek's pov
Craig's big ass head is hurting my FUCKING LEGS ARRRG! Wait Mrs.Tucker asked us to clean the kitchen.
I gently move Craig's FAT ASS HEAD off my lap and got up.
When I entered the kitchen I looked through cabinets to find cleaning supplies. Finally I found the supplies in a cabinet under the sink, I picked up the things I needed which were Clorox wipes, glass cleaner, and Febreze.
~small time skip~
As I'm loading the dishwasher I hear footsteps enter the kitchen, my ears perked up while I'm trying to figure out who it is
"Calm down it's just me. don't get your tail tied up in a knot" I turned my head to the sarcastic Craig Fucker who was sitting at the dining table, I walked to him, well more like flew to him. (Haha Craig Fucker, I'm so fucking funny)
"Could you make me some coffee Craigy?"
"No"
"Why not!?"
"One you called me Craigy, two I'm sitting and you're floating so you can get it yourself"
"But I cleaned the whole kitchen by myself! We were supposed to do it together but you decided to nap!"
I put my hands on the noiret's thighs and inched my face closer to his, I was literally inches away from his lips.
My cheeks started to show a deep red blush. I have to stay strong! Don't give in Tweek!
"Please Craig! If you make me coffee I'll do whatever you want~"
I watch as the pastor flustered up; he was trying to not make eye contact while I starred at his beautiful dark-ish yellow eyes that had bits of dark blue in it, his eyes were like stars in space.
"Fine" I felt Craig shove me to the side, causing me to fall on my butt
"Thank you!"
"Shut up" I got in the seat that Craig was previously sitting in, I patiently sat there waiting for my coffee as I swung my feet back and forth.
Craig's pov
"Please Craig! If you make me coffee I'll do whatever you want~"
What the fuck is he trying to do to me? He's making me feel weirder, I'm blushing a ass-ton and I'm sweating like a fucking river. "Fine" I shoved Tweek to side which made him fall on his ass
"Thank you!"
"Shut up"
I tried my best to get rid of this flustered feeling as grab a white mug from the cabinet.
Is Tweek trying to seduce me?! I've read that some demons do that, they're called succubi/incubi I think. No that's not what he was doing succubi/incubi only get their victims in the person's sleep...omg what if..NO! Tweek wouldn't do that shit in my sleep..right?
(Be proud of me I did extra research on succubi/incubi)
I placed the coffee mug in front of Tweek and starred at him, I'm losing the little trust I have for him.
"Thank you!"
"Mhm" I walked out of the kitchen and ran to my room, I rummage through my stuff to find clues if that blondie is really one of those demons. I walked over to my sweet little girl Stripe
"Stripe have you seen any weird things at night?"
*Squeak*
"No? You sure? Like nothing gay and nasty that Tweek has done?"
*Eek*
"Okay, tell me if anything happens Stripe" I slipped a couple treats in her cage then I sat on my bed.
Maybe I'm crazy and I just got flustered...Ya no
Tweek's pov
I walked over to the sink and placed my empty mug in there then I happily made my way upstairs to Craig's room, when I opened the door I saw him sitting there. Is he upset?
I lift myself slightly off the ground and flew over to the pastor, I cupped his sad face in my hands
"Are you okay Craig?" I placed my forehead on his, I hope I'm helping
"Are you a succubi/incubi?"
"W-WHAt?" I lifted my head up in shock, how does he look so calm after asking me such a weird ass question
"Yes or no?"
"No! Why would you think that" I watched as Craig shrugged his arms at me then it hit me...maybe he thinks I do that's ruff to him in his sleep
"Do you think I do that to?!"
"I hope you don't, I was just asking because I'm being cautious"
"Well I'm not! If I was a incubi I would be only assigned to girls. I'm just a imp; a low one, I can't do much but kill people"
(Actually imps can't really do shit they originally were just trouble makers but since Tweek's job is to kill humans we're gonna bend the rules a bit :3)
"Oh..okay"
"Is this about earlier?" I got back on my feet and climbed into Craig's lap, wrapping my arms around his neck as the noiret held my waist in his arms. "Maybe"
"mmm I'm gonna sleepy night night now" I nuzzled my head in Craig's neck and closed my eyes
"No you're not, get up we're gonna do Laundry"
"What! WhhhY!?"
"Because you said you'd do whatever I want, now get off of me before I push you"
I groan as I get off Craig's lap, I don't know why he is so excited to do Laundry! Landry sucks
"Come on let's go Tweek"
"I fucking hate you Tucker"
"I like you too Tweak"
(Who else likes doing Landry because I like doing Landry)
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I Hate You So Much That I Love You
RomanceA young pastor named Craig Tucker always stayed at the church after closing hours to clean up but what happens when Craig finds a Imp named Tweek Tweak in the church one night? Will they become enemies, friends or do I dare even say lovers? Read '...
