I Hate You So Much That I Love You

Chapter 6- Holy Water And Coffee

Craig's pov

"Do you wanna keep being a pouting baby or do you wanna go inside the house?" I say taking out my keys from the lock

"House"
I turned the knob and opened the door for the fiend. Tweek walked in without any hesitation but once I closed the door he started twitching out of nowhere

"W-WAIT DONT YOU LIVE WITH OTHER PEOPLE?!"
"THERE GONNA FIND OUT IM HERE AHJK!"
I watch as Tweek screamed at me then I calmly say

"Jesus dude calm down my parents are out of town for a week and my little sister is at her friends"
I turn around to take off my coat, after I place my coat on the coat rack I hear the imp say
"Oh, okay"
I take off my fancy church shoes and shoved em' near the coat rack leaving my black socks visible

"Alright tweek are you hung-" I look up from my shoes to see no tweek...NO TWEEK? TWEEK IS A FUCKING IMP! HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR GAURD DOWN TUCKER!?

I start speed walking towards the kitchen to see if that damn demon was in there messing up the place. As i'm walking I pick up a spray bottle that was on the coffee table.

"GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU FUCKING DEVIL SPAW-"
I stand in the door of the kitchen to see not a trashed place but Tweek on top of the kitchen counter starring at the coffee machine

"Dude what the fuck are you doing?" I tilt my head looking at him confused

"Do you know how to make coffee?" He responds not looking my way, so I walk up to him

"uhh.. Ya, why?"

"Can you make me some?"

"Uh."

"PLEASE ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! I'LL EVEN TELL WHY IM HERE!! JUST PLEASE"
The imp begged while still on the fucking counter like a toddler trying to get candy.

"Jeez okay I'll make you some, just got off the counter" I say grabbing a clean mug out of the sink.

"No thanks"
I turn my slowly head in disbelief. Did he just say "no thanks" ? That fucking prick. I point the spray bottle at tweek's head and start spraying him.

"ACK!" I watch as the imp falls off the counter and on to the floor squirming around trying to cover his body from the misty liquid.

"WHAT IS THAT?"

"Holy water" I say with a sly smirk

"WHAT!! GET IT OFF, STOP STOP!!"

"I'm just joking, it's water" I say as I stop spraying the poor imp with 'holy water'.

"YOU ASSHOLE YOU NEARLY SCARED ME TOO DEATH!" Tweek got off the ground sticking his tongue at me. He crossed his arms and turned his back towards me as I laughed at him.

"If you wanna pout over being sprayed by water then go do it over there at the dining table while I make your coffee"
I turned towards the coffee machine as I hear tweek scoff under his breath while he stomped off to the table. A small smile crept on my face as I put the coffee grounds in the machine.

~Time skip- a couple minutes later~

Tweek's pov-

I sit at the STUPID pastor's dining table waiting for MY coffee. I'm still really fucking mad for being sprayed with water but that anger soon disappeared when I see a plain white mug full of coffee being placed in front of me.
I slowly pick up the mug and take a whiff of the lovely liquid I so longed for. A smile slowly forms on my face, I forgot how good coffee smelt. I take a sip of the bitter sweet liquid. it's good but not as good as my dad's coffee. I no idea what he puts in his coffee but it's so tasty, sometimes I can't get enough of it...speaking of my dad..I wonder if he-

"You got your coffee imp, now tell me why your here" my thoughts are cut off by the pastor's monotone voice

"Oh ya! I almost forgot" I smiled cheerfully as I watch the human take a seat right next to me. The raven haired boy stared at me, waiting for something to come out of my mouth.

"Well?" The noiret said with a inpatient tone

"Hold on give me a second! I have to remember the details" I look at the inpatient boy by me

Okay, I'm here to kill this pastor but I have to remember why I gotta kill him in the first place..