Random Imagine. By Daniel Carattini -rated r-

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-Harry's POV-

"Serenity please!" I said. I know i'm a mess but my girlfriend just got ran over by a car. "SHE'S DEAD!! Oh wait nvm she breathing." "What the hell were u thinking when u ran in the street u dumb bitch??" She looked at me and flipped me off. I was like :o. This bitch just flipped me off. I lifted my hand up and slapped her across the face. She started crying and i just gave her a hug to say im sorry. Out of nowhere she just punched my dick. I was like, " god damnnnnn!!!! My dick!!!!!" She laughed and jumped out the window and died. "Shes dead im finally free!!!" :D

                                                                                                                                               By: Daniel Carattini

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lol i decided to post this because it's funny. ;D daniel is my good friend and seems to have an interest in a "spin-off" of the story. Well enjoy this paragraph/chapter updatnig soon....if @senyaa_ updates it fast enough.

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