Cheese is gross, I must confess,
I cannot stand its smell or mess.
A pungent odor fills the air,
Causing me to gasp and stare.
I know some people love its flavor,
But to me, it's a culinary failure.
The slimy texture on my tongue,
Makes me feel like I've just begun.
To embark on a journey far too long,
Of eating something that's just plain wrong.
I'll stick to fruits and veggies galore,
And leave that cheese on the floor.
So, to all the cheese lovers out there,
I'll politely decline your backyard fare.
For me, it's just too gross to bear,
I'll stick to my own food affair.
