Thoughts of a Certified Mad Woman.~

Being A Twin

When I meet new people and they see that my sister and I are twins... THE SAME LINE OF QUESTIONS POP UP.

Whose Older?

She is by 5 mins =.=

What were you doing for those five minutes?

Your mom e.e

Whose the smarter one?

I am v.v no really. HONEST TO GOD.

Whose louder?

O_O... Uh... I'd say... we're equal.

Who gets in to trouble more often?

I do v.v

Are you identical or fraternal?

Fraternal v.v

DO YOU GUYS HAVE TWIN TELEPATHY!?!? <— For some reason, this is the most exciting question =.=

No. We broke that connection years ago.

If I punch you, will she feel it?

If I kick you in the dick, will your dad feel it? =.=

Are you guys going to the same college?

Yeah.......?

Do you guys switch places all the time?

No =.= we don't live the suite life of Zach and Cody.

And then they got on to saying these types of things...

I wish I was a twin.

My response...

I guess it depends on your twin's personality on how well you get along v.v

And then I usually zone out at this point v.v...

Ugh. People.