Thoughts of a Certified Mad Woman.~

Rah's Breakdown of Clichéd Quotes/Concepts

So, my little ladies and gents, because I nominate myself as your guide and entertainer, I must now add my logic to very cliched ideas because... some of them are literally so useless that they make the 12 billion dollar pen that NASA developed to write in zero gravity look...  less than a massive waste of resources u.u

Warning: Majority of all of these are hypotheticals, cause... Lord knows I have no friends to have these experiences with xD

1) "Sharing is Caring."

So you're telling me, when my husband gave me Chlamydia, he did it... because he cared? v.v Okay.

Or when Mission tells me about his sexual endeavors, I'm PRETTY sure he just wants to see me squirm cause he knows how I feel about that sorta ish ;=; AUGUST. I'M LOOKING AT YOU TOO >.>

Or when my Child Development teacher decided to share to the class how nasty natural births and cesarean sections are, she only did it not to see me be scarred for the rest of my life, but because she genuinely loved me? Well, she could've loved to see me scarred too... Huh.... I'll have to think about this one v.v

SHARING ISN'T ALWAYS CARING LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. 

2) "Don't stick to labels. Be different." <-- Anything along those lines v.v

Different is a label, last I checked. v.v That whole concept is pretty dang ironic. How 'bout I just keep doing what I do, and let that do the talking v.v simple.

Plus, I ain't gonna waste my time finding a person named "Different," so I can be like him/her. Pffttttt... shit. The eff do I look like? Google Earth? Well.. I may be as round as the Earth... BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT. v.v/

3) "Keep calm and... -insert activity here-"

I fudging hate those shirts/memes e.e... not only is it telling me what to do, but the ending statement is literally so dumb. 

Keep Calm and Party On. <-- Example v.v I DON'T LIKE BEING CALM WHEN I PARTY. IF I WAS CALM DURING A PARTY IT WOULD BE VERY BORING AND I WOULD JUST GO FOR THE FOOD v.v not that I don't do that sometimes, already, but still >.> I'm watching you. Pfft.

4) "I'll never find someone." 

THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET. GO.. MAKE FRIENDS v.v if you really have that much trouble, come to me, and we'll live amongst the penguins v.v

5) "Live fast, die young."

How bout I live a long, wholesome life with enough fun memories to make the Jackass crew second rate? Yes? Yes. v.v Thank you.

6) "Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars."

According to Newton's Law of Inertia, an object in motion will stay in motion until an outside force acts on it. In space, THERE IS NO FRICTION.  You will continue going until you hit something else O_O or until another celestial body pulls you in with gravity v.v

7) "It's where you least expect it/the last place you'd look."

The last place I expect for a lotta things is places no one would look... LIKE THE TOILET.

Wife: Oh Lewis, where's Clark?

Husband: Where you'd least expect him.

If I were present during the conversation: So the toilet? Or Jail? Or Outer Space? Maybe under my bed?

THAT DOESN'T HELP ME Dx

... I think that's all for me cx I need to sleep.

NIGHT NIGHT.~