Zeke: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Cam: Wasn't Listener with you?
Listener: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Killian: What is your biggest weakness?
Listener: I can be uncooperative.
Killian: Okay, can you give me an example?
Listener: No.
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Duke: How do I deal with my enemies?
Listener: Kill them.
Duke: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Listener: Kill them only a little?
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Bek, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Vox: Hey.
Nix: Hi.
Kel: Hello.
Daz: Hey!
Bek: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Leo: We were out of Doritos.
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Eli: You're right.
Listener: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Thresh: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Listener: Not if they consent to it.
Garrak: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Tylock: YES!?
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Jace: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?
Noah: *chugs entire bottle*
Noah: It's perfume.
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Rex: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Bek: This is the most threatening I've ever been cheered up.
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Bael: Go to Hell.
Listener, tearing up: I wish I could.
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Siren's son characters one-shots
FanfictionA bunch of one-shots about different characters :) (All of the characters belong to Siren's son) 💙🌊
