Siren's son characters one-shots
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    Siren's son characters one-shots

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    A bunch of one-shots about different characters :) (All of the characters belong to Siren's son) 💙🌊

    #comfort #oneshot #sirenson #sirensson #sirenssonasmr

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    Thresh, sweating: Tiny, there's something I need to ask you- 
    Listener: Finally! You're proposing! 
    Thresh: How'd you know? 
    Listener: Thresh, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner. 
    Listener: I even picked it up once. 
    _
    Cam: I know you love them. 
    Zeke: I am not in love with Listener! 
    Cam, staring at Zeke: I never said who... 
    Zeke: *realizes* 
    Zeke: Shit. Well, anyways- 
    _
    Zeke: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— 
    Listener: Hi. 
    Zeke: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness* 
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    Kel: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? 
    Bek: I accidentally fell down. 
    Leo: DAZ PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent! 
    Nix: Bek bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than he did falling down it, so I slid down the banister to get my money. 
    Vox: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Nix. 
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    Judah: Guys... the principal just called— 
    Brock: It was Pierce! 
    Pierce: It was Cam! 
    Cam: It was Zeke! 
    Zeke: It was me! 
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    Listener: My hands are cold. 
    Faceless: Here, let me hold them. 
    Listener: My lips are cold too. 
    Faceless: *covers Listener's mouth with his hand* 
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    Ryan: I think I'm falling for you. 
    Listener: Then get up. 
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    Brock: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. 
    Listener: This is a lie. 
    Listener: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. 
    Listener: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS. 
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    Shane: There's beer in the cooler. 
    Cam: What about for the children? 
    Shane: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer. 
    Logan: Why don't we just give the kids water? 
    Shane, angrily: I suppose you could do that! 
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    Eli: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. 
    Listener: If I was married to you I'd drink it. 
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    Bren: Awww, why don't you like cats, Abul? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love?? 
    Abul: I don't know Bren, I just prefer to be conscious instead
     of dead on the floor. 
    Bren: 
    Abul: I'm ALLERGIC. 
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