gay ass south park groupchat bec i have rights🤓🤓

i think kyle hates kyman😨💀💀gc gets scary..

(⚠️viewer digression is advised for the jewish peeps out there and myself that fear malak (pls help im actually so scared i wrote this out of pure fear💀) also for the people who fear sensitive topics like sacrifice, religion wise, and dark shit⚠️i just wanted to make some drama go down bec im evil🤭)

Kyle: OKAY THATS FUCKING IT. THAT WAS THE LAST GOD DAMN STRAW. WHO THE FUCK DREW KYMAN AND UPLOADED IT TO INSTAGRAM SAYING THAT I SAID I "LOVED" CARTMAN? I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING BROTHER.

Stan: What? Someone di-

Kyle: WHOEVER DID IT, YOU BETTER ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FUCKING FIND OUT MYSELF WHO YOU ARE AND COME AT YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WITH A KNIFE. I WILL NEVER, EVER LIKE THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT THAT DRESSES UP AS H1TLER FOR HALLOWEEN AND FUCKING CALLS ME DEROGATORY REMARKS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I AM FED UP WITH THOSE DUMB FUCKING ASIAN GIRLS FOLLOWING ME AROUND SCHOOL AND ASKING ABOUT MY OPINIONS ON THAT FAT, RETARDED, AUTISTIC, FUCKING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT TWENTY FOUR SEVEN. IF ONE, AND I MEAN ONE, MORE PERSON BRINGS UP KYMAN EVER AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD. I WILL FUCKING MAKE SURE TO LEAK YOUR INFORMATION TO THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR HOUSE AND FAMILY GET FUCKING TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I AM FED THE FUCK UP

Wendy: i

Wendy: kyle lets calm down, ik ur upset but lets keep this gc yk.. positive

Cartman: .

(cartman was the one that uploaded the message to instagram💀)

Butters: uhm.. kyle?

Cartman's Mind: this son of a bitch better not say shit.

Butters: uhm.. please dont kill me but ik who made the image..

Kyle: Who.

Butters: uhm. eric. it was on his main socials, his display was changed thats why you probably didnt see who made it💀..

Kenny: praying😋😋😋😋😋😋😘😘

Tolkien: how am i not surprised😦.........💀

Clyde: same i was ong expecting it

Cartman: BUTTERS YOU SON OF A BITCH TATTLETALE

Kyle went offline

Cartman: he's outside my fucking room window.🥰tysm butters.

Wendy: whyd you even do that either way yk this would happen😐

Kenny: ong😭

Cartman: he's throwing rocks at my fucking window. ik damn well this mf is NOT trying to get in.😨

Cartman: now he's on his phone😦😨😦😦😭..

Kyle: ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN. YOU BETTER FUCKING LET ME INSIDE BEFORE I FUCKING BREAK IN AND BASH YOU HEAD TO A PULP WITH A FUCKING ROCK. YOU CANNOT BE TELLING PEOPLE THAT WE'RE GAY FOR EACHOTHER WHEN YOU KNOW VERY FUCKING WELL THAT I WOULD RATHER SACRIFICE MYSELF TO MALAK THEN BE WITH YOU.

Tweek: w-w-who's malak..?

Wendy: idk if i wanna search who that is😍

Bebe: i dont wanna be cursed

Cartman: its probably his made up imaginary friend🙄

Craig: .

(i got actually so fucking scared writing this bec ik who malak is.. im actually scared😀)

Craig: i know who it is.

Tolkien: who

Tweek: "I-IT?" WHAT DO YOU MEAN!

Craig: im not jewish but malak is a jewish god. but i.

Craig: sorry im tensing up a bit. the guts kyle has to say that is irregular. but malak is a jewish god that is know for.. well. uhm. child sacrifice. he takes the appearance of a bull-like creature, and he is insanely tall and slender. i am not gonna send any pictures for tweek's sake and safety.😐he's technically a demon ig.

Tweek: 

Tweek went offline

Craig went offline

Wendy: cartman, gl

Wendy went offline

Tolkien: yeahhhh.. gl bro.. i gotta.. uhm.. have dinner..

Tolkien went offline

Kenny: yeah dude, uhm, gl gettin past kyle's final anger outbreak

Kenny turned off notifications

Kenny went offline

Stan: i aint sleeping tonight thats for a fact😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Butters: same..

Clyde: remind me to never piss off kyle, like, ever.

Bebe: is kyle still trying to get in?

Cartman: call fucking 911 he's behind my fucking door😀

Butters: id rather not..

Bebe: same.........🥰

Damien: what is going on. clyde keeps fucking pinging me.

Stan: idk ask the fatass

Stan: can u like stop kyle from trying to sacrifice cartman to malak

Damien: oh come the fuck on. this isnt the fucking liminal land tapes. whatever. im fucking erasing everyone's memories within this single messaging range only. only bec ik for a fact kyle cannot be happy if he's trying to kill someone

Butters: kyle always tries to kill cartman tho

Damien: yeah i fucking know that, leo. i dont want spiritual shit happening tho, bec thats gonna kill ppl, not just cartman, he's technically awaking a god that brainwashes parents into giving up their child to malak as a sacrifice within blood being drained from within the kid AND parent😍.

Bebe: ik i shouldnt be laughing but the emoji is 😭😭😭😭😭

Clyde: how can you be making jokes in a time like this😨..

Bebe: idfk get funny ig🙄

Damien: alr. im erasing this gc messaging range. nothing ever happened to anyone. kyle is fine, he is happy.