Cartman: gyusssss, lets play the fractured but whole pls🙇♂️
Kyle: no fatass, we were playing SoT not fuckin dc superheroes type shit💀
Stan: SoT rocks, king kyle our leader☺️
Clyde: gayasses
Tolkien: clyde we're literally dating.😐
Kenny: 💀💀
Cartman: PLEAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEE J WANNA PLAY TFBW WAAAAAHHHHHHH
Cartman: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😞😞😞🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁😕😕☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🥶🥶🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕
Wendy: guys just make him play my phone is having a fucking heart attack💀💀💀😭😭
Stan: jeez fine fatass no need to be sensitive😭..
Cartman: CHANGE UR NAMES. RN😀
Everyone changes their names to their hero names
The Coon: OK OK OK SO GET PROFESSOR CHAOS ONLINE
Toolshed pinged Butters
Butters: hm? why are we playing tfbw? its literally 2 in the mo-
Human Kite: just change your fucking name before the fucking fat cat has a meltdown😀.
The Coon: ITS A RACCOON YOU STUPID JEW!
Human Kite: same thing💀
Call Girl: can you guys fucking behave for two seconds istg☺️☺️☺️
Tupperware: RESISTING the urge to fucking kill all of you rn
Mosquito: e-even me?😔
Tupperware: YES.🫵💀
Mysterion: oh, some walking talking washing machine gonna kill us? mf clean fatasses clothes and we'll talk abt the killin😭😭💀
Professor Chaos: you guys are more chaotic than me.😨
Super Craig: chaotic? didnt you give mysterion a blowjob?
Call Girl: WHAT THE FUCK😨
Wonder Tweek: WHATHHAHAHAHABSBSHSHAHAH WHAT WHAT
Tupperware: 😀..
Mosquito: fuck you super craig💀
Mysterion: i
Mysterion: i have no comment..💀💀💀💀💀
Human Kite: HOW? MF IS THAT TRUE?
Professor Chaos: no i fucking didnt! i was helping mysterion get his shirt on when he broke his arm that one time the coon scratched him in the eye for some reason and he fell off that 3 story building!😭
Super Craig: whoops🥺
Tupperware: mf WHAT😨..
Bebe: just watching this shit go down dont mind me🥰🥰
Toolshed: bebe get out of here💀only for the cool kids youre a fucking pussy
Call Girl: chu said what abt my gf stanley?🥰
Toolshed: 🤐..
Call Girl: yeah thats what i fucking thought u man twink😍
Toolshed: damn, fuck you too whore😒
Human Kite: bro call girl idk why ur saying twink😭😭youre submissive asf💀
Mysterion: since when were we joking abt sex🤨
Toolshed: who's joking💀
Tupperware: you mfs wild😨
The Coon:
Mosquito: literally my mind reading this fucking dumbass chat💀
Bebe: hey ky- i mean human kite, does your tight costume make your ass bolder?😏
Toolshed: bebe i will get a screwdriver and drill it up your ass istg, do not start w this again😭😭💀💀💀💀
Bebe: dont threaten me w a good time😘
Call Girl: 😀
Professor Chaos: whats even going on anymore😔
Mysterion: FR
Human Kite: whats next? you gonna ramble abt how bad of a kyman shipper you are? fucking surprise me💀
Mosquito:
Super Craig: mosquito shut the fuck up
Wonder Tweek: my eyes a-are twitching at these t-t..GAAAAHHH! texts.💀
The Coon: why tf r ur eyes twerking🤨
Tupperware: WHAT💀💀💀💀
Mysterion:
Professor Chaos: THIS CHAT IM CACKLING😭😭😭😭
Call Girl: pissing swords😍
The Coon: shitting intercontinental ballistic missiles😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥵🥵😋
Human Kite:
Bebe: that is my exact reaction rn💀
Toolshed: you guys are fucking retarded im ditching to play ragdoll testing on roblox🙄
Human Kite: OMG CAN I PLAY TOO
Toolshed: ofc u can my love🤭
The Coon: OK FINE BUT CAN I PLAY
Toolshed: as fucking long as you dont yeet me every two seconds, istg ill fucking beat you into the ground till you turn fucking pvp off
The Coon: ok😀..
YOU ARE READING
gay ass south park groupchat bec i have rights🤓🤓
Humoru read the title style bendy creek tyde dip bunny and all that other fun stuff is included idk how long it says for what it had taken me to make this book but it was way longer than what it says💀 warnings r offensive crap, maybe homophobia (idk🤓)...