kyle's dad is hot😝☺️☺️

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Stan: kyle btw why do you always say you're ugly?

Kyle: my parents look ugly as shit bro! if i look liked them i wouldnt be surprised that i was at the bottom of that list in the bathrooms💀

Cartman: and ur damn fucking right im still hotter💪😏

Kenny: cartman you're just a fat fucking twink thats all🤷

Cartman: KEEEEEENNNNYYYYYYYYYY😡😡

Butters: but is he wrong?🤨

Wendy: def not tbh

Kenny: also kyle ur dad is hot asf

Kenny: id 100% fuck him js🤷☺️☺️☺️

Kyle: WHAT🤨💀💀

Butters: same here kyle! id def fuck him too😁

Bebe: ☺️👆

Bebe: 😨✊

Tolkien: why tf are we talkin abt smashing papas bro?💀🥱🥱

Clyde: 'papas'?😭

Kyle: ^😭😭😭😭💀💀

Kenny: dw i say papas too😜

Butters: that emoji is scaring the life outta me😨

Bebe: i thought u said scaring the butters outta me💀💀💀😭

Butters: excuse me?🤨

Wendy: ok NOW ur getting the wrong idea butters😨..

Cartman: kairu😜wa😍jisatsu🤪suru😡

Kenny: anata wa saisho no debudesu

Kyle: tf r you guys talking abt😭😭💀

Wendy: WAITTTTT! LETS GUESS WHAT LANGUAGE WERE SPEAKING🤩🤩🤩🤩

Stan: should it be primary or

Kyle: primary asf i dont like switching my tabs mate💀

Stan: bet alr

Wendy: d'accord essaie de deviner le mien🥰

Cartman: thats obviously fucking french you whore🙄💅

Wendy: ok but u used google translate for ur japanese? that aint primary now is it🤨

Cartman: bec im ACTUALLY japanese🥰🙄🙄🙄

Kyle: bffr fatass😭

Cartman: I FUCKING AM YOU STUPID JOO

Butters: dont worry cartman i believe u!🥰

Cartman: shut up butters

Butters: damn fuck you too bruh💀

Kenny: MY TURN MY TURN

Wendy: ok go ahead

Kenny: that was it bro

Kyle: damn mane... idk... chinese? russian?😭😭😭💀💀

Stan: english duhh

Kyle: ik im bein sarcastic stan the man

Kyle: alr me next

Kyle: cartman is een dikke eikel en zou hem moeten filmen terwijl hij zelfmoord pleegt

Butters: OMG jij bent toch ook nederlands?!?!!!😨

Kyle: 😨😨😨😨

Stan: alr butters gave it away

Stan: german😭💀💀

Wendy: yeah i also say german

Kenny: r u guys fucking retarded? thats fucking russian

Tolkien: you said what kenny?😭😭😭💀

Bebe: uhhhhhhhhh

Bebe: netherlandian?

Kyle: U SAID WHAT BEBE??.???😭😭😭😭😭💀💀😭😭💀💀😭

Butters: AHAHAHHA

Stan: you mfs r 💀💀💀💀💀

Cartman: mf u said german stfu💀💀🥶

Pip: Oh! Is that Dutch, Kyle and Butters? Hallo!

Kyle: see, yall must suck if fucking pip can get it right first try

Kyle: yalls can smd

Stan:

Stan: what time u available?

Wendy: 😭👆

Wendy: 😨✊..

Bebe: ayo? back up stan kyle's ass is only for looking, no touchies unless its me🙄🙄🥱

Stan: bro u fucking made me read out the gayest note ever

Bebe: which that proves ur what now?☺️

Stan: i aint gay

Wendy reposted a message from Stan

Stan: whoops🥱

Kyle: WHOOPS?😨💀💀

Bebe: whips😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥱🥱

Tolkien:

Tolkien went offline

Kyle: BEBE BAHAHAHAHHAHSHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH U FUCKING ANIMAL😭😭😭😭💀

Stan: no way tolkien did that😭..

Cartman: facts fr😔

Kyle: SHUT UP FATASS KYS🥱

Craig and Tweek went online

Cartman: sooooo

Cartman: was it anal, blowjob, rough, tell us ya zesty f-gs🥰🥰🥰

Craig: stfu cartman we didn't do anything

Tweek: GAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHAT?? NO WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! RIGHT CRAIG, RIGHT!?

Craig: yes tweek.. we wont..

Clyde: we're fucking 8, if you guys wanna fuck wait till ur like 13 or sum

Kyle: 13???!!?!??!?💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭

Stan: GODDAMN CLYDE

Clyde: unless you're kenny, he's already had sex a few times🤷

Kenny: frfr👆🥱

Stan: why r u saying that so casually bruh😭

Kenny: bec🙄

Cartman: guys wanna have a party at kyles😏

Wendy: sure!

Kyle: I DIDNT AGREE ON THAT FATASS!

Cartman: that sucks bec i already called ur mum and she said yesssss......

Stan: cmon kyle! lets do it!😁

Tweek: Y-yeah, it wont be s-so bad.. right?

Craig: if tweek is going i am.

Clyde: same, i mean, the hottest always attends parties😉😉😏😏😏😏😏🤩

Wendy: piss off clyde🙄💪

Butters: kyle can i go?

Kyle: sure ig

Cartman: srry ladies but its BOYS only...🥱

Kyle: stfu cartman u just wanna be w the boys so u can try to do gay stuff with em💀💀😭

Cartman: yea mk kahl🙄

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