Damien: Pip we're going 4 a haircut.
Pip: What! Why? I like my hair just the way it is!😁
Stan: nawh g u gotta cut ur hair u look like a fucking girl💀💀💀
Cartman: HELP
Bebe: yea fr tho pip u look like a twink❤️
Kyle: he IS a twink.💀
Clyde: this chat just got way hotter😍‼️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥵🥵
Tolkien: since when
Wendy: damn💀😭😭
Pip: I do not look like a girl! Mummy used to say that growing my hair out a little bit is very handsome.
Kenny: -🤓
Butters: uhm it rlly isnt
Bebe: imo guys w long hair r a HUGE turnoff
Cartman: bebe why tf r u talking youre literally dating wendy💀💀💀
Bebe: stfu
Damien: Yeah.. Pip, come on. We gotta look good for the school year so we can look a bit fresher. It'll only be benefitting you.
Pip: Oh, alright.
After the haircut
Pip:
Bebe: BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF BARK MEOW😻
Wendy: omg..😭
Tolkien: bebe its not that much different ..😭😭😭😭😭💀💀
Kyle: looks a lot better then whatever tf u called ur other hairstyle💀‼️
Cartman: it's called a mullet dumbass
Stan: A MULLET?😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭
Kenny: LMFAO A MULLET💀💀💀😭
Craig: blud has the 1800s drip chav🤠
Clyde: WGAT😭
Wendy: omg his other hairstyle looks like his barber had a heart attack mid cut💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯
Kyle: omg frl tho💀
Tolkien:
Bebe: omg me too bae😮💨
Kenny: stop being horny 4 two secs and let us admire pipsqueak's haircut😭😭😭💀
Butters: kenny idk y ur talking ..😭
Wendy: LMFAOOO FRL THO Y IS U TALKING KENNY💀
Kyle: i heard kenny sleeps with a naked butters body pillow😏
Kenny: WGAT NO I DONT?😨😭😭
Butters: WIAT WHAT OMG
Wendy: KAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG KENNY U FCKING ANIMAL😭🤯🤯🤯
Kenny turned off notifications
Kenny went offline
Kyle: OMFG HE DOES? I WAS MAKING THAT UP WHAT😨🤯🤯
Stan: LMFAO OMG I GOTTA IF HE DOES😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀👹
Bebe: smash
Tolkien: fuck u bebe.😍
Bebe: ty bae i needed a legs workout anyways😩😮💨😮💨😣🙄🤭🤭🤭😳🥵
Tweek: ew omg stop🤮😭💀💀
Craig: FRL💀💀💀💀💀💀‼️
Wendy:
Wendy: smash or pass😮💨🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤭
Kyle: mf who tf is that ..😰
Stan: OMG. MIRROR MAN? HOLY SHIT😳🤯🤯
Butters: JACK STAUBER OMGGGGG YES I LUV HIM
Tweek: listening to his playlist rn
Craig: okok so lets all shuffle the jack stauber's playlist songs and lets say which ones we get
Tolkien: kk
Clyde: omg fr
Wendy: 3
Kyle: 2
Kenny: 1
Craig: GO‼️
Butters: i got those eggs arent dippy
Tweek: uhh i got cheese😭
Tolkien: oh klahoma🤭
Wendy: inchman😏🥵🥵
Stan: uhh mine was new normal
Clyde: i got buttercup🤤
Cartman: i got easy to breathe😳
Bebe: NOT THE OPAL MIX.😭💀💀💀
Kyle: i got dog nightmare😀🔨
Craig: wym that song is good asf🥺
Bebe: o also i got cupid js🥰‼️
Tweek: ofc u did.🙄
Damien: i got the end.
Stan: where tf did u come from😨💀💀
Wendy: frl
Damien: i was reading the chat the whole time.
Kyle: mb😭‼️‼️😨😨😨😀
Craig: HELP I SHUFFLED IT AGAIN AND GOT NURPO😨💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰🔪🔪🔪🔪👹👹🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨😡
Stan: gm blondie😍🥰🥰
Bebe: o u like jack stauber? name every underrated song😍‼️
Kyle: pizza boy, koi boy🤨
Wendy: probs $4.99
Craig: the end, love will, nurpo, benny worm, help, rain, new normal, mirror man, eyelash, dog nightmare, mr. backwards, gettin my mom on, those eggs aren't dippy, pumpkin song, virtuous cycle, keyman, easy to breathe, back, beird, estranger, i love you verne troyer, leopard, spring cleaning, away, axis of dam, baby teeth, bacon and eggs, candy eyes, bothersome, blessed act, bald rainbow, balloon thief, cruise control, curl, cunk, databend, deploy, corndog, cunk, christ poison, frostbitten, drink and drive, dumpster girl, etc etc etc😭😭💀
Bebe: .
Stan: NAUR THATS CRAZY😨💀💀💀💀
Kyle: WGAT.💀
Bebe: istg yalls r so weird smh🙄
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gay ass south park groupchat bec i have rights🤓🤓
Humoru read the title style bendy creek tyde dip bunny and all that other fun stuff is included idk how long it says for what it had taken me to make this book but it was way longer than what it says💀 warnings r offensive crap, maybe homophobia (idk🤓)...