*Non-Binary Uzi Doorman Reader*
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"You are the vessels to heal what your ancestors couldn't." -Unknown
All you knew is your parents were killed by someone, and then you wake up in Pigsy apartment. As a thank you for keeping you, you d...
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Chapter one A hero is born: Magic Staff
"Bite me!"
3rd person pov:
[Name] rest their hand on their palm as they listen quietly at Tang stories, they yawn in slight boredom raising their eyebrow. They won't lie, they love the stories of The Journey To The West, but MK here only read the part where The Monkey King is. MK fanboy and started showing his books full of stories of Monkey King.
"It's nice to know someone's taking in all these stories. Pearls of wisdom, dripping from my lips." Tang said, he clears his throat and look at MK, "Well, you know the deal: one story, one free bowl of Zha jiang mian. Hmm?" He reminded
"Huh? Oh right, free noodles! Yep, on it. How heavy do you think a mountain is? Compare to like-" He attempts to give the bowl to Tang but someone throws a spoon at him barely missing [Name].
The bowl came flying but Pigsy catch it without a drop, "Free noodles?! No one gets a free meal at Pigsy's! I'm not running a charity here, Tang!" Pigsy scream.
"Ah, but Pigsy. I was paying with wisdom." Tang stated, "Yeah? Well, wisdom don't pay the rent, you freeloader! And you two!" He points at MK and [Name], "You two have been slacking off all morning! I've got a dozen orders that need to go out, so quit slacking and get packing!"
"Bite me! I already delivered five noodles!" [Name] defend, Pigsy scoffed and look at MK, "Well. I was about to take my break. So..."
"Break? Break?! There's no break in war! I need workers. Soldiers in the army of Pigsy's Noodles, home of the world's longest noodles. How else am I gonna expand my business into enemy territory?" Pigsy exclaimed, "You mean the restaurant across the street?" [Name] asked raising their eyebrow as they pointed their thumb at the restaurant across the street.
"I stand by my statement! Now, hurry up!" Pigsy stated giving MK a noodle and kicking him out. [Name] crossed their arm, at the corner of their eye they saw Tang eating noodles, Pigsy also saw this and glared at him raising his famous spoon.
Soon the two broke into a fight, [Name] groan and slam their head on the table.
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While eating a bowl of noodles, [Name] heard Mei motorbike outside, Pigsy came out and he could be heard complaining about getting zero reviews.
Then MK suddenly came barging in, he started blabbering about Monkey King staff getting pull out, The Demon Bull King getting set free by his family.
