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Caresha POV

"Caresha my live said where you at?"Satana said as i got up and walked over to him.

"Wassup yall"I said as i read the comments.

"Oh yeah being that its only 8 oclock over hea we can't download the album or purchase the album until 12?"I asked santana as i sat infront of thhe phone.

"No we got-bagg?"he said as i nodded "9 oclock"he said

"We can do it a 9?"I asked

"9 cause its 12 dere"he said

"Oh so its gon be available her at 9?"I said turning back towards the phone.

"9 oh what time it is?"he said as i started coughing.

"Cause im ready to play it."I said still coughing.

"Why u coughing?" Santana asked

"its giving corona"I said laughing.

"Ouu ouu unt unt"satana said

"Santana bitch you stay coughing and um liquor kill corona"I said as the comments went wild with laughing emojis

"Yall for real liqour kill germs in yo stomach"I said in all seriousness. "It kill germs in yo stomach bitch"i said to santana

"We got 20 minutes " santana said

"Yeah we gotta play do it on the tip cause thats my song"I said getting up twerking a lil.

"Oh im telling y/n u showing out"I read as i looked at the comments. "Yall telling who? Be fucking fr"I said as me and satana start laughing.

"Nah fr don't do that yall fed"I said as i sat back down.

"Aight keep on y/n finna pullup watch" Satana said

"Aint nobody worried bout ha you know what yall so look my whole thing is this right satana nigga is a chef because his man is a chef bitch its posed to give lobster scallops shrimp motha fuckin um asparagus um creamy spinach bitch i get here its giving very much pizza hut boneless chicken and meat lovers I don't like that bitch ion like det cause if your man is a whole chef he shoulda had me a whole presentation."I said showing the camera as santana laughed

"Yeah but he a chef for a living "Santana said defending his man

"He posed to gave me the salmon bitch with the shrimp on top ho with the side of creamy corn bitch so like ouu santana den i woulda been like bitch santana man he so mfn raw bitch " I said

"My nigga cook for a living my nigga cook when its a coin my nigga dont cook for fun for you hoes bitch you sleep as fucc."satana said "ho do yo man cook we wanna know tell the people?ho you shoulda brought dem racks yeen even bring no purse in here for no food"He said trying to be funny

"Santana yo man is yo man is is thawin out the crabs legs so when he said he finna cook cook me up some crab legs he say he only got crabs legs or um lamb chops and i told him ion eat lamb chops he told me i might wanna sit."I said

@user10 @Y/N

@user45 why you avoided the question about yo man caresha?🤣

@user23 @Y/N🤣🤣🤣

@user45 caresha showing put and santana u dead mfn wrong🤣

@Y/N joined the live

"You said he thawed em out?You talm bout these right hea"satana said

"Ion eat crabs legs miss mamas"I said

"Huh? What bout dis?"he said hold up the pack

"Ion eat lamb cops either and how yo man ready to cook for me before he cook for you?"I said

"Yo man can cook?"He said

"Ion got a man."I said as my my immediately started ringing as I ignored it assuming it was someone not important.

"Why you keep bringing up my man? Det aint even  the point yall santana man when and bought one box of pizza hut .Mind you this nigga eat one box by his self and and two boneless chicken bitch you wasnt even classy enough to get one bonless and one classic why you invite me to a watch party with no food and you man a chef?Ion get it he only ordered you one box of pizza and he know you big. It give iongaf about yo friends and then you got these little ass water bottles ion play like det"I aaid showing the camera and shaking me head as my phone rang again.

"The frigerator flooded if you thirsty."Satana said

@Y/n spwm caresha😒

@user0 🤣🤣🤣

@random6 not y/n inna comments😭

@1234 ouuuuuuu caresha 🤣

"Ion play like det how many ounce dis is? Eight ounce?" I said shaking me head

"Satana always oh my man my man my man bitch yo man left you for dead."I said as my phone rang once again and satanta picked it up.

"And yo man calling bitch."Satana said laughing

"Ong? satana dont play."I said laughing too

"He said he on the way" satana said laughing harder

"Yall aint shit tagging ha" I said rolling my eyes getting my shit ready cause i know i was finna get fucced up tonight.

"Ian een get to play my song."I said pouting ending satana live

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