Old time's, new changes, and a lot of reality bending idiots.

First contact.

(GOV: 1945, April 6th.)

She soon realized that this form was not....
'Modern', that was the human word for it, right?

She changed the uniform she wore to something more fitting-

A dress?
Impractical, but, normally a high ranking officer doesn't have to fight....
....she'll think of a combat variation later. For now, her other form could serve as deception, a spy of sorts like a lower ranking person.

After all, no one expects an entity capable of perfectly copying a body.

Right, how does she establish first contact?
From her knowledge, that carrier killed off a lot of vessels and defenses, and 20 more arrived soon after its downfall....

What would her false name be, as well?
Everan Von Röt...sounds too german, maybe replace 'Röt' with 'Hözif' (GOV: ah yes, love custom languages making names incomprehensible.) The meaning behind it didn't matter, she merely needs a false name...

Everan Von Hözif, doesn't sound human slightly.
Weirder names have been made, however.

Now, back to the task at hand...
The carrier's meant to arrive, after it's destruction, should be here soon-

"Grand Admiral, hostile vessels inbound from our rear!" One of the more....'human' officer's stated.
Right, she made officer's...

Noveria Lözkan.
A 'normal' captain...
...and second in command.

"You know the drill, captain. No survivors." Noveria saluted at the orders, immediately walking out the command center.

Right, she modified some officer's to be more human-like in emotions too, fanatical loyalty included....
...hopefully there's no side effects to that.

(A/N: she is going to end up like Krieg.)
(GOV: perhaps.)

Ignoring the voices, she refocused her attention to this battle station she made.

Manifesting 1.7 million turrets, ranging from the lighter 'anti fighter' 65mm auto cannons up to the large triple barreled 18000mm siege-breaker cannon.
Of course, only one of those massive cannons.

How is she going to commence first contact to these humans?

Sensing the carrier's outside, she soon entered what humans would call a 'third person' view of the battle station, watching the covenant fleet being slowly killed.

Of course, the shields weren't a problem.
And the battle station had it's own version of a shield, in the form of a wall of turrets that fired cryo-beams.
Usually, space would be the coldest thing...
But, what's the fun in following the laws of reality? She did come here for a vacation after all.

Of course, none of the plasma reached the battle station.
And any vessel attempting to use the glassing beam-
She forgot it's name, but that's unimportant.
Any vessel using the glassing beam was focused down.

Was that a UNSC fleet in the background? She didn't think they'd sen-
Wait, shit, she's already changed the timeline. Of course they'd want to check out the supposedly dangerous 'super ship'.
It's a battle station, stop calling it a ship. Idiot.

(GOV: that was one time.)

(A/N: two if you inc)

She manifested a way smaller heavy carrier next to the battle station, she will just explain it to the humans as 'using a wormhole'.
Not how a wormhole works but she doesn't give a fuck.

She then filled it with premade weapon's and crew.
Oh. And a captain.
No, she's not sending her already made ones, those are for the battle station.

Wait, is there already a radio on this? She's actually getting a signal from the UNSC flagship.
She think's it's a battleship.
Maybe not.

Oh well, let's see who it is.

Using a holotable, she actually managed to create a holographic display of whoever was speaking, and, as a result, one to them....
Don't ask how, it just works.

"This is the Guardian- uh....are you the captain of that thing?" The captain was a normal guy? She expected someone more important.

"More of the Grand Admiral of the fleet the battle station was attached to but if you mean the commanding officer of the crew...yes."

"Holy shit, that thing's a STATION? What has ONI worked on without telling us?"

"ONI didn't develop this, our independent solar-empire did."

"Wait, what?"

"In all honesty, this is a First Contact scenario, or a reestablishing of communications after a few hundred years. We've been fighting these....aliens, for two months. After hearing a distress signal from a human-controlled planet, we scrambled the closest units to it. Being, a massive planet cracking battle station, and a heavy carrier."

"Y'know if i didn't hear about 117's achievements I'd say that's bullshit, but, I'd be a dumbass if i did that. Let me guess, you'll ask to set up some way for the UNSC to speak to you?"

"Not yet, we still need to establish a public solar system for you all."

"You make it sound like every other solar system you have is a military base."

"....they are."

"Well....any chance for me to see you on that thing?"

"I suppose it would be better to discuss this in person." She sighed, pulling out a cup of tea from basically nowhere.

"I offer my thanks to you, uh..."

"Everan Von Hözif." She took a sip of the tea after her introduction, looking toward a different screen for a moment.

"Sounds german...alright, well, I'm John, captain of the Guardian. I suppose we both have eventful days today..." John saluted, before communications were cut.

She didn't expect it to be that easy to just, get him on the battle station.
ONI....
She'll have to deal with those idiots soon, violence if neccessary, will be used.

(GOV: Sup.)

(A/N: You just murdered several carriers and messed up the timeline within three to four chapters of writing.
That's not a new record, but i sure as hell expected you to build up a massive fleet in paranoia before murdering the hell out of the fleet.)

(GOV: The battle station is already overkill.
If i added thirty heavy carriers it'd be even more unfair, i needed to give them a chance to fight back.)

(A/N: Fair enough.)