Random Danganronpa one shots

Leosaya smut ⚾🎤🍋💞

Leons pov

"Who would win in a fist fight Hitler or Putin? Hmm, " I thought to myself as I threw a baseball in the air and caught it. I was bored out of my mind, but then I heard a knock on my door. Itisthat"Who the hell could it be at this hour? Isn't it like 9?" I asked myself as I walked over to the door and opened it. But I didn't see anyone? I stepped out and looked around and then saw a letter on my door

"Dear Leon,

Hello! I was wondering if you were interested in coming to my room tonight? I heard you wanted to pursue music, and I thought maybe I could help you and we could get to know each other better? If yes meet me in my room at 11:00 p.m. okay? Thank you, see you then!!

-Sayaka"

Oh shit she actually wants to hang out with me? Let's goooooo! But is that all she wants to talk about? We are in a killing game. What if she tries to kill me?! Leon, you're a baseball star, one punch, and she'd be knocked out. I don't have much to worry about, really, plus she seems like a sweet girl. This should be fun!

But then again, what if this gets.. freaky~ NO LEON. She just wants to talk. Don't make this weird.

Now I had something to wait for. It's 9, and the water shuts at 10, so I better take a shower now! I took a shower and brushed my teeth, making sure I looked good and I put on some of my expensive cologne.

"Ohhh yeah, Leon... Looking drippedddd, " I said to myself as I posed in the mirror, then all of a sudden Monokuma came out of nowhere."Leon you look stupid."

"AHHHH! Jesus don't fuckin SCARE ME" I yelled, I did not expect him to pop out no where "Jeez! I just wanted to know if you were going anywhere! Jeez.." Monokuma said with a hurt tone "I am going somewhere but that's none of your business." I said sternly as I finished fixing my hair "Oh I already know.. your going to see miss pop star aren't you?" Monokuma teased

"How the do you know that?!" I looked away from the mirror and asked "Your not slick you dummy" Monokuma said as he held up the letter "Anyways, I brought you two gifts! A gift for her and gift for the both of you! Have fun! Teeheehee!" Monokuma handed me a tulip and a CONDOM?

"What the hell am I supposed to do with these?!" I asked Monokuma "I'm trying to get you laid dude calm down!" Monokuma hissed at me "How is a tulip gonna get me laid?!" "Trust the process? Jeez! Then Monokuma waddled off to somewhere over the rainbow

"Oh dear god.." I said under my breath, I put the condom in my pocket and set the tulip down on my nightstand as I walked out of the bathroom, checking the time and making sure I looked good. Then all there was to do was wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait and wait AHHH HURRY UP

*Time skip one hour and 10 minutes*

It was finally time! I grabbed the tulip and walked out of my dorm and straight to Sayaka's, I knocked on the door nervously, hiding the tulip behind my back.

Then her door slowly opened but once she saw me she swung it open "Leon! I'm so glad you decided to show up!" She smiled, I then handed her the tulip from behind on my back and she turned a little pink but giggled "How did you know tulips were my favorite? Awe thank you! Please come in!"

So tulips are Sayaka's favorite? So that's what Monokuma meant.. I walked in, Sayaka following behind me and her room was very nice, she had a rack of kpop outfits, posters of her and her band, and a box labeled "Gifts from fans" in the corner

"Sorry my rooms a bit of a mess.. but make yourself comfortable!" Sayaka smiled as she sat on her bed, patting the spot next to her, I walked over and sat down next to her, I noticed her perfume, she smelt like those peach ring candies you buy at gas stations