TW: Alcohol, getting drunk, and vomit"What is up, chat!" I scream into my microphone, swiveling my chair around. I already pregamed a bit, taking about 3 or so shots so I was ready to get this show on the road.
"How are we doing tonight?" As people pour in, I read chat as fast as possible. I deafened myself so I couldn't hear any of the guys. They had already started their streams and were now waiting for me.
"Chat, don't tell any of the guys but we pre-gamed this shit already." I held up my bottle of vodka to show that some of the liquid was already missing. "We're gonna be driving a big truck and hopefully I won't crash or break any laws," I say this as I pour another shot for myself.
"I'M BACK!" I undeafen myself.
"Y/N!" Tanner and Isaac scream at the same time. I'm pretty sure they've already had some things to drink as well.
"Hey, Y/n!" Yumi then greets me. "Join our session." I knew they all weren't going to have much to drink since both Nick and Larry were dead asleep, seeing as though it was 3am and they all had somewhere to be tomorrow. I opted out because I needed to stay home and edit.
"Okay okay, one second." I join their session and see that they all had already left to go drive to our destination. "You already left me!" I yell out and take another shot. The liquid slides down my throat and burns but I don't mind the pain or make a face. I've done this so many times I don't even need a chaser.
"We've got places to be, people to see," Tanner says.
"Man, fuck you. I'm gonna pass you anyway since I'm a better driver than you all." I say and start to drive out of this parking lot I spawned in. "How much have y'all drank so far?"
"I'm at around 5 shots but I'm stopping for tonight," Tanner says.
"Same here," Isaac replies.
"I'm at around 4 and I tap out," Yumi responds.
"So I'm getting blackout drunk alone? Not cool guys." I already knew they were gonna do this, I just was being entertaining to the stream.
They all laugh. "How many shots are you at?" Yumi asks me.
As he asks me this, I take another shot. "I'm not sure. Chat, how many shots am I at?" I look over at my other monitor to see what they're saying and I can't read it great but I see the number 5 a lot.
"5 SHOTS, NOW 6!" I scream out, taking another shot.
"Jesus, calm down," Isaac says in between laughs. "By no time, you're actually gonna be blackout drunk and we're gonna have to watch you throw up all over your pc."
"God, please don't let me ruin my pc," I say and put my hands in a praying position, looking up to my ceiling.
"That would not be a funny moment for YouTube.com," Yumi says and this makes Tanner laugh.
About an hour goes by. I'm now on 8 shots and things are getting real. It's hard to stay upright, my reaction time is so bad that I'm blowing through stop signs and ramming into cars every 5 seconds but I've somehow managed to catch up to them all.
"TANNER WATCH OUT!" I say this and ram straight into the back of his truck going 120mph, making us both flip over.
We both start laughing uncontrollably.
"What the hell happened?" Yumi questions. He and Isaac were ahead of us and stopped driving to come back over and see what I did.
Neither Tanner nor I could respond. We couldn't stop laughing and I was holding my stomach and mouth since I feared I was going to throw up.
"Y/n? What did you do?" Isaac now speaks up and I can see their trucks getting closer and closer to us.
"I did a big funny moment on Tanner," I say and compose myself. At this point, my words were slurring a bit and I took it upon myself to take yet another shot.
"Did you just take another shot?" Yumi questions.
"Stop spying on me!" I hold my middle finger to my camera and then take another shot, putting me now at 10.
"That's it. I'm taking your bottle away!" Yumi yells.
"What am I? A baby?" I question, going to pour myself another shot but deciding that taking swigs from the bottle would be better.
"STOP DRINKING, Y/N!" I hear Isaac yell.
"I'm gonna end stream," Yumi says and both Tanner and Isaac say they're gonna do the same. I hear them all go on deafen.
"Well, I'm gonna keep streaming and drinking and they can't stop me," I say, taking another swig from my bottle.
After a couple of minutes, they all leave the discord call and I'm confused.
"Did they all just leave me alone? What the hell?" I check Discord and see that I'm on a call alone so I leave it too.
"Whatever man, we don't need them, right chat?" I say and take another drink. Now at this point, I don't even think they can understand me. I couldn't even understand myself honestly.
After about a minute, I hear my door open and Yumi, Tanner, and Isaac burst into my room.
"Hey! Are you guys here to join the party in my room?" I say.
"You are ending your stream, come on." Isaac takes over my pc and ends my stream, not even allowing me to say goodbye.
"What the hell, Isaac? I wasn't done!" I yell at him.
"We weren't going to allow you to do that," Yumi says.
"What are you talking about?" I question.
"Do you know how drunk you are right now? No one can understand you, you can't keep yourself upright, and you still continue to drink." Tanner says.
I look down at the 1L bottle and see that it was almost half gone. "Damn, I drank a lot."
"Yes, now let's get you to bed," Yumi says and he and Isaac pick me up.
"Oh god, I'm gonna throw up." Upon hearing me say this, they quickly get me to the bathroom just in time for me to throw up straight into the toilet. Isaac held me up, Yumi rubbed my back, and Tanner got me some water.
After throwing up what felt like my entire stomach, I take the water and swish it around my mouth and then spit it out.
Isaac then helps me up again and helps me to brush my teeth while Yumi washes my face and Tanner grabs some clothes for me.
After I'm ready to go to sleep, they take me to my bed and I lean against them all. They put me under the covers and say goodnight to me.
"Thank you guys," I say and close my eyes, not caring how I look right now.
"Of course," Yumi says and kisses my head.
"Anytime," Isaac says and pushes the hair from my face.
"Just don't get this drunk alone again," Tanner says and puts his hand on my face.
I fall asleep.
In the morning, I have a raging headache and try and remember what happened last night. I don't remember much but I do remember the guys helping me toward the end. I look over at my end table and spot a glass of water, Gatorade, and pills on it and I smile. Thank god for them.
A/N: Thank you guys so much for 10k reads that's huge ! I love you all so much <3
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