Dtf like caillou

Chapter 13

I walked into macaroni grill with Caillou's hand on the small of my back. We sat at a table near the back. He probably wanted us to be in the back so he wouldn't get recognized by Caillou fans. As I sat down I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. I noticed the table cloth was made of paper and there were crayons near the candle centerpiece. I decided to pick up the crayon and draw a dick on the table hehehe maybe he will get a hint of what we are doing later ;). Pictionary! I look at him and he is on his phone. I get nervous like why is he on his phone when he invited me on a date. Like you don't invite a cute ass bitch like myself on a date unless you were actually going to talk to them or at least look at them once and notice I'm wearing a swag ass I love Caillou shirt I made myself with sharpie. I take the blue crayon and draw a tick tack toe square. "Hey do you want to play tick tack toe?" I ask him.
"Um I am kind of busy," he replies.
Ok I am just awkwardly sitting here dipping my fingers in the melted candle wax from the centerpiece. This continues for 30 minutes. I try to make small talk and he continues on his phone. The whole time I'm like fucking shit I'm boutta shart so loud so he notices and starts talking to me. Finally I decide to get up and leave. I look back and he is coming towards me he comes up to me and punches me. Hahah just kidding he doesn't even notice me leaving but I like to imagine getting punched by celebrities like Caillou. Fucking Caillou just like fucking Trevor. I walk home for ten minutes and decide to sit and sleep next to a nearby cactus because this shit was too tiring yolo!