Dtf like caillou

Chapter 5

I sat outside my flat looking towards the coffee shop that was in my view. I lately had missed the feeling of my stomach hurting and having diarrhea from the chocolate milk that I regularly have from there. (I am lactose intolerant) I have been looking to see if the curly haired boy or bald headed mystery are there, so I can avoid one and attempt to make out with the other. After thirty minutes of searching I realize it's safe to go inside without crashing into curly haired boy. I make my way inside and order my usual. I sit down on the pink beanbag chair in the far left corner and sit and quietly pass gas from the reaction of milk hitting my intestines. After farting in the beanbag chair for a few minutes I decide the chair needs to air out before people get suspicious and realize the poop smell is going from me. As I stood up I hear, "Man it smells like cow shit right here!" I look up and my heart pounds in my chest. It's Caillou. I look at him and say, "Dude I know it smells so bad I bet it is that fat guy over there" I quickly point to random table. Caillou then replies, "We are the only people in here what are you talking about?" I blush and change the subject. "I'm Letlid- oh anus I mean Laila." He laughs and says, "Nice to smell you Laila, my name is Cai" I am in awe. First I meet my idol and reunite with him again, and he has smelled my farts how could life get better.