Dtf like caillou

Chapter 17

Me and Juki stayed up talking and I cried to her about my two men Harry and Caillou. She tried to comfort me by saying, "I mean Caillou may have seemed like your perfect man but maybe Harry still is. You have to fight for Harry! Or at least wait until the ho leaves him." I sigh even if Harry is the guy I'm meant to be with he is so secretive. He is hiding something I just don't know what it is yet. I got up and went to her bathroom and cleaned my face and put lotion that smelled kinda funny on my face. It was called nair or something I put it all up on my face and went to the guest room and slept.

I woke up with my eyes feeling heavy. I got up and went to the bathroom to take my morning poop. When I got up to wash my hands I looked in the mirror. OH CHIT my eyes were swollen! My eyes looked fresh as hell they were hooded like models have them. Also my eyebrows were gone but it cool because now my face is bald like Caillou. Caillou... Crap I'm trying to forget about him not look like him. I get up wake Juki up and tell her we are going to the beach to pick up hot men. She agrees and we go to the beach. The weather is warm and sand is crusty just how I like it. I walk over to the volley ball net and suddenly I get hit with a volleyball I fall back in slow motion and pee my pants I quickly roll in the sand a few times to maybe sure no one sees the puddle of pee. A strong hand pulls me up and I'm met with the face of a guy who is hot as hell. He is tan has brown hair and curls just like Harry's ... SHIT. I need to get them out of my head. He smiles at me and then frowns. He says frightened, " oh my god your eye is huge I didn't think I hit you that hard!" I chuckle and grab his shoulder , "listen here son, my eye isn't swollen from the hit its hooded, it's fashion bitch." Amateurs smh don't even know high fashion. He stutters," O-oh sorry also sorry about hitting you. Well me and my friends are playing volleyball you should play you and your friend and maybe you can get me back and hit me with the volleyball when we play. I'm Justin by the way." I smile back at him, " you probably can't see but I'm winking at you and yea we will play. Let the games begin!" I wink my hooded eye and it flaps in the wind seductively. And I figure out how I can get back at both Harry and Caillou... Make them jealous. ;(|)