Dtf like caillou

Chapter 16

Sitting by the cactus gave me time to think and I realized I needed to get away from all dis shit going down...town underground looking like a hound, a couple of rounds *starts beat boxing*... Ok I forgot when I'm sad I start rapping in hope of finding some one to rap battle. I call up my friend Juki that I haven't talked to in months because I forget I have friends. She invites me to go with her to universal studios. I pack my bags quickly and hop on a train to Hollywood. Once I get there I take an uber to her house. She comes out of her house and gets in the über and we are off the Universal. We get out of the uber and the car leaves. I then realize, "CRAP my suitcase was in there because I just picked you up from your house!!" Juki looks at me with a calm face and says, "Chill you only had like two days worth of clothes it's not like anything important was in there." I'm hella PISSED (laughing emoji) at her response. " I HAD MY DANK KUSH IN DER! and by dank kush my broccoli!1!2!2" I'm so mad at everyone for my mistake I yell penis and push a child into the fountain near the entrance. We go in and crowd in every line because I have a pocket sized cactus and I just stab people in front of me. After riding all the rides we decide to go on the tour. We sit down on the tram. The tour guide introduces himself, "Hi everyone I'm Bill Hahaha not the builder but I'm just as hot as him hahhahahjaja!" Bill is like 96 years old man that looks like an old man from the Viagra commercials. Bill laughed at his own jokes as much as he could and would stop the tram just to laugh. Next to a fire part of the tour he says, "Oh no it smells like gas HAHAHHA it wasn't me you guys!" That was the last straw since I was in the front already I just turned around and farted a leetle on him so he could smell the real gas that was happening on the tram. After an hour of glaring at Bill I grab the apple I saved to eat and throw it at his face. Me and Juki make a quick get away and run out of the park. We take a cab back to her house where she has broccoli to replace the ones I lost.