Dtf like caillou

Chapter 15

I was so emotional and not the emotional where you are crying can't stop but I was so filled with emotion that I ran around my block because I was angry slash humored. Like how dare he be mad at me after him being a dick to me, but I feel Like laughing for 69 days straight because I just got revenge and put a used condom on his door handle. After running around the block like a Pyscho I walk to the coffee shop. I step on a used condom again just outside the coffee shop. What the hell are people doing outside a coffee shop nowadays?! More like who are they doing ;) hahahaha. I pick it up and put it in my pocket just in case I see Caillou so I grab his head and slide the condom on his nasty ass bald head. I walk in hoping to find Harry and telling him that Caillou ended up being a dick and sorry for going on a date with Caillou when I should have seen that he was sweet and cute and that I like him and not Caillou. I walk in and find a girl backed into the wall and Harry leaning into her whispering into her ear. Was he playing me this whole time?! Who is dis bitch!?! I thought he liked me I walk up to him and throw the used condom into his hair and he swiftly turns around. I yell as I walk away, " have fun cochinos!" Harry looks at the condom and I leave before he can say anything. Now I am lonely. I walk over to the lactating cactus and pet it. I wish I had some coco melk even if it has some chunks from the expired milk.